The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I’ll throw $5 on it lol.
As a puppet slowly approached him he held his arm up to the heavens and shouted “Sieg Heil!”.
Mein Furher, save me from the puppets!
Honestly fair to assume that Democrats are puppets of someone. (I’m still mad at Kathy Hochul)
By that logic everyone is a puppet for someone else. If you work for someone you are their puppet, either the boss or the costumer. Politicians should be the puppets of the people they represent, we know they are actually beholden to corporations more often but in theory they are always a puppet. Elon is a puppet to his investors. But comparing everything in such childish, simplified ways is lame because is shows you have a very limited understands of human beings and of how the world works and instead rely on black and white thinking like a junior high student.
Don’t feed the trillionaire troll, everybody.
…unless its laced with poison… just kidding.
Don’t feed the Trollionaire
Too late, my taxpayer money is being used to send up our astronauts.
Ya everyone should just block him and take away his voice.
Or physically take away his voice box.
You promised investors self-driving cars. You sold thousands of cars to customers while advertising self-driving cars. None of the cars are self-driving. You should be in prison for fraud.
Full self driving by 2016 guaranteed!!
He promised to design a quiet leaf blower. They have that already, Elon. It’s called a rake.
Looks exactly like the freak.
Hey look its school shooter edition Elon.
Did you know he was a bully in school? He claims he was bullied but his dad set the record straight. Elon was once pushed down a flight of stairs at school. Elons dad went to the hospital to find Elon crying and demanding his dad to get the kid who pushed him arrested. His dad goes and talks with the principal, police, the students and finds out that Elon had instigated the incident.
Turns out Elon had been bullying this student over the death of his father a few days earlier and he had been such a ruthless prick the kid snapped and pushed Elon down a flight of stairs. No one of authority felt it was fair to punish the kid since Elon had been a major twat and basically earned himself the injuries. Instead he switched Elon to another school.
What a pathological freak of nature.
why does he look like a transfem c programmer but with no fashion sense
Are you implying he isn’t?
He’s not cool enough to be
I bet he couldn’t write hello world in C even with the help of Claude, an Indian education youtuber and someone with a four-letter nickname on the Linux mailing list.
Dudes going to taste all chemically and the meat will be stringy. Now he’s perfectly fine for beheading and placing the head on a spike to display as the vultures pick the rotting flesh from the skull. Heck, thats an environmentally friendly way of disposing of billionaires.
the attack on titan looking fella saying puppets are attacking a giant.
I wish he’d die by the sword already. Or any other instrument, really.
My vote is for enlarged-infected-hemorrhoid disease.
Bromo Dragonfly overdose gets my vote.
See nothing but unspeakable horrors for months (see: Beksinski paintings) and then watch your arms and legs fall off in real life because it’s a powerful vasoconstrictor.
Ok, wtf?
Some agencies got VERY good at designing chemicals to torture people, to the point where they got so good at it that they ran out of test subjects because all of them started dying/suffered from drug induced psychosis months if not years later
One of their milder products;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EA-3167
Incapacitating effects can last anywhere from 5-10 days, sometimes manifesting as a full 3-day peak of vivid hallucinations, along with prolonged confusion, amnesia, and inhibition of speech and cognition. Some subjects exposed to the drug would not fully recover for almost 20 days. Even six months after exposure, a few subjects demonstrated significant increases in the scores on the hypochondriasis, depression, hysteria, psychasthenia, schizophrenia, and mania scales. The drug’s potency caught the attention of the military, which considered weaponizing EA-3167 for topical use, potentially even through a handshake.
I want the HGH he’s taking to finally pop the organs in his chest.
Can’t happen soon enough. Cancer him up, universe.
botched penis surgery
rumor has it he’s already given himself erectile dysfunction with one already
Something mental was going on from the start. The only kid Elon has ever had the old fashion way was his first born with his ex-wife. That child did of SIDS (allegedly, wouldn’t surprise me if Elon smothered it to death) and every kid he has after has been a test-tube baby. My guess is he has always been small and not a grower or a shower.
Oh, and that first son her had that died… Elon lied about holding him in his arms as he died. His ex-wife clarified that Elon wasn’t around when the child died, who died in her arms. He also berated her for mourning the death of her first born child, you know, like an ordinary human being with emotions and compassion would do.
What kind of sick monster lies about their own childs death for sympathy like that? Elon Musk, of course. This is why I trust 0% of the words that come out of his mouth.
Unsurprising. Whenever a guy spends this much of his energy screwing with people I start to wonder if he’s got dick problems.
Rusty trombone
you can die from those?
You can die from anything if you try hard enough
Or if you fuck up enough.
Rectally.
There’s no evidence he’s addicted to ketamine, please stop spreading these rumours, they are hurting the reputation of drug addicts.
He’s addicted to be a spazzy piece of shit no one likes.
Let’s be real here. Elon Musk would find plenty of reasons to come at any puppet show.
(Because they are attended by children. The insinuation is that he is a pedophile, you see).
Elon loves children. Just ask Ghislaine.
They trained together
“Kung fu practice” reads like jeff talking about “Jerky”
It is definitely some kind of code for sex. Epstein used code words a bunch in his files. He also set up Kimbal Musk, Elon’s brother and business partner, with “girlfriends” on multiple occasions.
That sounds like a credible threat of violence on Musks’s part. Deport
In early 1996, their startup, an early online city guide and mapping tool, got a $3 million infusion from venture capitalists. The investors soon found themselves surprised, according to Kimbal Musk’s account captured in a video of the 2013 event posted on the Milken Institute’s YouTube page.
“When they did fund us,” Kimbal Musk recalled, “they realized that we were illegal immigrants.”
“Well…” Elon Musk interjected.
“Yes, we were,” Kimbal Musk pushed back.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/29/us/elon-musk-immigration-gray-area-cec/index.html
Damn right
I’m sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.
If there are any Gepettos or even Strombolis, just realize the sword of Damocles cuts both ways…
