Well done, Henry.

Oh no! The nazi bar has set a drink limit! Guess I’ll just have to continue not drinking there.

Does the author know what “clashing” means? Or did they just forget to explain in the article what would have been an otherwise interesting hook to the headline?

Ha ha ha ha

I like to aim for the little holes way at the top, where the water flows in from when you flush. I try to backflow my stream directly into the pipes. If you get it just right, you get this really deep, gurgling sound that emanates from the walls.

Of course the anti-woke crowd hate it; it’s a story about young people finding themselves, instead of being told who to be.

My Geocities page had the best cursors.

Just look at the hairless pits the character on his shirt has. Clearly this is a man of culture.

One reason is that I doubt whether animals really understand this.

Cats and dogs (as well as lots of other animals often kept as pets) both tend to lick at those they feel affection toward. Grooming behaviors from animals are typically signs of trust, affection, or shows that they look after you and are trying to protect you.

I figure that most pets very much understand what getting kissed by their human means.

I feel like there’s probably a very common comorbidity there.

It’s also a banger of an album.

Uh huh, sure.

No, but it’s the best option for users who are unable/unwilling to switch browsers.

the Panama Papers

I miss these simpler scandals from simpler times.

The Lite version still works fine.

He’s really not gonna like the next phase, then.

AI is more coherent.

You doing alright over there, chief? Your profile text reads like somebody who really needs a wellness check.

While acknowledging during opening statements that the evidence against Horner was “overwhelming” and “terrible,” Horner’s attorney, Steven Goble, told jurors that Horner’s mother drank while she was pregnant, that he has autism and suffered from “various mental illnesses throughout his life” in addition to being exposed to a “massive amount of lead.”

Sounds like the solution is just a smaller, but faster, dose of lead.

The U2 album could be easily removed. The issue is that the average iTunes user doesn’t remove songs from their libraries, and thus had no idea the option to do so even existed and just assumed they were stuck with the album.