Then how could he lift the non-dead gun in the first panel?

Hate to… rain on this parade, but doesn’t shampooing remove the natural oil from their hides? The oil that’s supposed to repel rain, the rain which might cool them down to unhealthy levels.

My school had an official “smokers’ corner.” Oh no, not for the teachers. It was for the kids.
And it was inside the building.

That reminds me of a costume ball at school.

How about the almost constant brain fog? I wonder if comes from the awful big city air around here, or if it’s just a feature of being an adult.

And you deduce that from a single photo of orange juice in a fridge?

And it’s not even a contest.
BTW, I only found out recently and by accident that my stock Gimp 2.10 supports it!

They teach it at Turkish schools.

It’s true. Habitually saying “please.” thank you," “hello” to people can open a lot of doors. Also, it’s just amazing in an awful way just how many people are not doing this.

Getting some serious Stalin vibes here.

Stare into the abyss for long enough, and the abyss will start staring into you.
Or whatever that means.

Geez, that’s some dedication. And where do you even get 64 working floppy drives?

pngcrush gets it down to 21.1 kB with no loss of quality.
I tried posting the file, but Lemmy converts it to the atrocious webp format automatically.
EDIT: JPEG-XL clocks in at just 16.3 kB, again with no loss of quality.

This is very obviously a US-centric meme, as evidenced by the first word in the header, “milennials.”

Middle management AI when?

Nice racket. First you pay the airlines for their tickets, then the ICE with your tax dollars to buy your data from said airlines.

Dope Pope Bob

Dating sites besieging their users with bots and fake profiles.

I’ve seen it all before
I’ve been there
I’ve seen my hopes and dreams lying on the ground
I’ve seen the sky just begin to fall