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Ah, a casual 500-800% increase in work speed. I’m sure we can hit that target if everyone uses AI to assist their tasks.

works 19% slower

That’s interesting and all, but there’s quite a bit of middle ground between “make the billionaire pay tax” and “entirely pay off the national debt”.

I don’t know how we could ever find out, there are no clues anywhere.

Waaah I don’t want to pay taxes, but I shall give the ruling government more money than most people ever see in their lives in order to help oppress the poors.

Isaac Stein makes his living as an attorney for the Internal Revenue Service

It’s a job that calls for people skills and a sense of humor, both of which Stein has in abundance

Does not compute

Horsey Sauce certainly sounds like something you would suck from a big dangling horse cock.

The ER staff don’t like it when people dock phones with their butt.

As soon as they us it to watch porn inside their own brain, so immediately.

A couple of those bowls look incredibly unpleasant to eat.

This is like a perfect little social commentary on American morality:

• A silly penis costume can be sold to you, but you can’t legally wear it.
• Mildly sexual imagery is multitudes more offensive than openly carrying weapons of war.
• School shootings are a part of life, but mentioning genitals is too much.
• If you dare to peacefully protest against the fascist dictator in charge, jackbooted thugs with forcefully arrest you.

I guess this is what you get when the religious weirdos go off and make their own country.

I know, right? I wish all these Americans would stop talking about how all German-Argentines are WW2 Nazis and instead focus on current Argentinian culture? Like how the economy is in shambles and having to be bailed out by the present day Nazis, ~who also happen to be American.~

Its basically the same as having a black president at this point!

Most hipster description of a dildo

This is where you advertise your onlyfans

I appreciate the extremely inclusive way to explain how everyone, deep down, is disgusted by all forms of genitals.

Yeah “venom”

Looks to be trans flavour to me

I could go for some refreshingly crunchy big celery right now

Oh what a terrible punishment for raping children.

This reads like they are just playing GTA IRL