🤓 um ackshually water isn’t wet, it makes things wet. We can have a debate about Rayleigh Scattering making the sky blue if you want.

Jokes aside — yes, indeed.

It’s almost like abbreviations abbreviate… for brevity.

Odd, this seems like an entirely made up circumstance.

Signed, guy who refuses to use condoms and have sex as a result. Yes, you heard me right, you can turn down sex. It’s insane, I know, but trust me.

Edit: I should say, negative consequences of BC are very real. It is the reason I simply say no.

Fun fact, one of the earliest known usages of Baphomet appeared during the trials of the Knights Templar — where, surprise surprise, they were accused of worshipping it as a demonic idol.

So, as much as it is a symbol of balance, it’s also historically a tool used by Christians (or more accurately their kings) to paint their targets as ‘evil’ or ‘demonic’.

Maybe fun was the wrong word.

I just wanna talk to him

Yes but English has weird words so it’s the worst language on Earth.

Signed by those that are likely reading at a third grade level.

Edit: me me word good

Jalabama

You’re right, yet many people still say ‘literally’ immediately before saying something figurative.

Colloquialisms are king, you will always lose to the masses — in this case they happen to be very ignorant.

Vikings. Cold pirates.

But that perspective doesn’t let them feel superior, so you’re wrong and dumb. Loser.

(edit: please understand it’s just jk)

Pirates. You’ve just escalated things a degree.

Have you considered writing stories? Maybe that could be how you leverage your enjoyment of writing towards something that you feel has more purpose.

It’s in the US dictionary and has been for decades

Yes, defined as non-standard. It may be time for you to look into abbreviations and why they exist.

And then, despite finding out that Moody was in fact a Death Eater trying to kill him the whole time

This is not at all what I remember happening

Edit: you mean when Crouch is impersonating him?

Edit 2: oh yeah, he did meet Crouch as Moody first

Literally means figuratively, whatever fight this guy is trying to carry on — he loses against the general ignorance of the masses. Evrytim.

Signed, guy who hates that literally means figuratively.

Hmm.

So do the dicks just keep extending forever or is it just a torrential downpour of individual and perpetually spawning dicks?

Or is it just a hidden portal to the layer of hell that is solely people getting their dicks cut off? Just a smattering of dicks and blood, almost like a fire hose of boba tea + tapioca balls — only it’s dicks and blood. Nah, surely they just extend forever — like dick versions of Wukong’s staff.

Why would you make me think about this?

God damnit every time I see Maduro with the blindfold and the red I see Dr. Disrespect.

Fuck that guy but seriously, I can’t unsee it.

This is completely unhinged, patience? Your recommendation is planning ahead and patience??

Jokes aside, holy shit, eggs were so much easier to cook after figuring this out.

Static isn’t wrong, and stationary bikes are actual things people use — not simply an unmoving bicycle.

The more people who hate Jews, the more galvanized the Israeli ethnostate becomes.