I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t exit vim.
This is how we trap it. This is how we win.
This is how we vim😏
Are you sure? It looks like this is going “Hey, I can’t get the front door open to the house, so I called the cops and told them I was being held hostage so they would break down the door with a battering ram.”
How long is it before CoPilot can’t exit vim and just deletes vim as the solution?
If you use nvim you don’t exit you open a float terminal. Why would you exit?
It has achieved the same level of awareness as the average emacs user.
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Just like me fr
This is the closest I have seen Copilot doing something like a human Programmer would
Ok this proves that AI has reaches human level intelligence.

I often see Copilot get stuck in a nonresponsive shell after it used
cat > file. It’s hilarious to watch the first time, but I’m a bit tired of it by now. Why doesn’t it just edit files like it normally does?Claus Weill often write a python script to update a file. It’s pretty funny.
Why doesn’t it just edit files like it normally does?
Haha. Yes.
But it does everything the most probable way, according to all the stack overflow it has swallowed.
Sometimes that way makes sense. Sometimes not.
Because efficiency is never the point. All gimmicks of “artificial intelligence” throughout history is how automatons do things the way humans do it, with human interface. The mechanical turk, the robot maids of the 70s, etc.
The mechanical turk, the robot maids of the 70s, etc.
Yes.
But I’m a little sad that I still can’t buy a robot maid or butler.
I figured they would exist by now, for about the price of a vacuum.
I’m not demanding that they actually be any good. We could just program them to quote “The Jetsons” and do some simple vacuum pathing, or deliver a tray full of drinks.
Failures are making occasional news, but bots are getting better at walking. Doing useful tasks will be a few more years, but I think it’s coming.
Every computer has a built-in “exit vim” button, conveniently located on the chassis, usually next to the power cord. Flick it to 0, then back to 1, and you’ll find vim has been successfully exited. :)
What if my PC boots straight into Vim? It’s not like I need anything else, can do everything in Vim
Oh it’s like Zombo?
Not anymore.
Jokes aside, vim as PID 1 is just a bad idea.
Emacs on the other hand: https://github.com/emacs-os/el-init
That’s a great idea from GitHub user el-sloppo and Claude.
Did you read the retrospective.md
AI;DR
That settles it. Emacs is better than Vim
I bet this comment actually pissed off some people. Lol
Can vim be pid-1? No? emacs can B)
mmmkay.
You simply need to set up a MCP server which controls the smart plug and give the AI access to it.
I don’t even know what a MCP server is and I feel like I’ve somewhat dodged a bullet there. Ignorance is bliss. :)
First funny thing ive seen Microslop Copilot do…
No one can exit vim. It’s simply not possible.
There are even legends that the devil himself was onced tricked into opening vim and is stuck there since.
That explains the many vim enthusiasts that don’t want any other editor. They simply can’t exit the vim instance they once accidentally opened…
Vimmer here, this one’s right: I’ve been stuck since 2003.
Stockholm Editor
The Eagles called it Hotel California.
“We are all just prisoners here of our own device”
So true, so true.
You just reboot. Right?
:!sudo reboot“… and that’s why I need you to take the power plant offline.”
“… and that’s why I need you to take the power plants offline.”
For those who don’t live in the US and have an electical grid with more than one power plant.
so human of it!
Isn’t it? I can’t decide whether I believe this is an easter egg
If it was trained properly on Internet data it would just respond with “you can’t”
If you need to exit vim, just open a new terminal and reboot the machine.
I don’t often see folks with such well earned nicks. Usually for dinner not to be, but that’s rather why I’m here.
Instructions: “Next, open the .config file in vim…”
Me:

What a weird way to spell
nanoMove over, my friends are here.
Nano is the proper tool for this job.
I prefer micro, but I never use it because my brain just autotypes nano and then it’s too late I’m already in
You could alias nano to micro
neovim
but
use whatever you like
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