The current pope understands more of cosinus than coitus.

Ich dachte das nennt sich Geschlechtsteilvermietungsfachpersonnachkomme?

The goal was clearly healthy offspring.

Edit: Ah, not his sisters.
I read a bit further: The marriage has a political background. Something about peace between the families.

This hungry:

No reason to be ashamed. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that’s a good thing. But it also means that you can never please everyone. You are happiest when you accept yourself as you are. And never compare you with Hollywood.
My text reads like fortune cookie advice, but it is meant honestly. Have a nice day.

Is it the jaw/chin? How about Kurt Russell, Bruce Campbell, Jay Leno, Wings Hauser, Richard Kiel or Robert Z’Dar?

Yes, that Oompa Loompa was nasty.

It’s not about the center, it’s about the friends we made along the way.

Just move your units in every direction to get rid of the fog.

Instantly got the main menu theme in my head.
It was an awesome game, but now I get headache from the fast moving low pixel graphics. I would definitely play it again with a few pixels more.

Yeah, that little shit. I’m still mad.

https://www.oglaf.com/herp (warning: NSFW comic)

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If you’re the emperor, don’t let them ruin your groove.

Well, first:

then: