Probably fewer instead

Very nice.

Quite the opposite, thyell recoup it from the workers.

You mean US customary spaces.

What do you think the word “backhanded” means?

What sort of forms about buttplugs do we have?

Right, which is why it’s there at the end.

Buttplug

I met my wife twenty years ago, when I was 22 and she was 37. We had similar interests, liked each others personalities, and found each other attractive.

We also are friends with a couple with the same age gap, younger husband who’s the same age as my wife, and another couple with the same gap with the younger wife my age, all with stable, decades-long marriages. Compatible people are compatible; age just measures how long you’ve been on this rock.

And before the Internet, we were jacking it to the Sears catalog.

I do … she just had a real moment that day.

To be fair, the screen surface did protrude past the bezel, which is rather unusual.

Wife actually accidentally did this once :/

Some of us are trying to unfuck it. We’re not thrilled about the situation, either.

An alien invasion couldn’t possibly make things worse.

Or be a really shitty copper merchant

That ends up making things kinda sticky tho

Nope, that’s November. These people are ringin’ in the new year.

I agree that the wordplay is more fun, but it paints marshmallows in a negative light, which doesn’t really track.

Were you trying to say “harsh their mellow?”

“idol hope”?