They are a wizard and they are lying

Hope for the best, expect the worst.

The “how” part gets murkier the deeper you dig.

The “why” is because we like magic things.

And for some reason it’s always right after twenty beers

Enchanted rocks, inscribed with runes, imbued with lightning.

I can also summon titties with it

I took graduate courses in RF physics.

It’s magic.

And they’re appealing. And what’s the court gonna do, fine them less than they would have to pay out?

“This is just devaluing $50 bills!”

They could write “ice cream” on there, but it would still be ham

That was just your poorly calibrated display.

Exen paint mixing does not result in a new color; it’s the same effect.

Maybe if the EQ display had only three bands.

It wasn’t free cash, since the ports cost money to make … but they are throwing money away, especially with all the money down the hole on Ghost of Yōtei.

Instead, they’re just gonna throw away the radiologists and make everything computer.

That’s called “ham”

No no, let’s see where this goes

I knew a guy who used the mouse for movement in Quake. Vertical movement to go forward. But that would only get you so far until you reached the top of the mousepad, so he had to pick up the mouse and move it back down to the bottom.

CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK

What’s wrong with Kia?

Where else would it be? The mouth?