Sometimes I do pull the source and build natives myself, just to spite these fuckers

But that’s only because I know how to fix their seventeen build errors

Oh wow, it can get shittier?

That’s what they said

“burrito?”

Yum, shit burrito

Fuck it, she wins Halloween. She gets the whole bowl. Turn off all the lights and lock the door.

That would be the most reliable vehicle they have!

Give him a minute to clean up first

Complex carbohydates

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK459280/

And at 11:05 PM every night

But why?

“Repopulate?” Motherfucker, we’re always at peak

What a loser. Embedded systems engineering was my everlasting light and love long before I met my wife, and it shall outlive her frail form for far longer than she shall surely ever know.

Leave. Go lie down in a ditch and die.

You think he eats libcuck chickens? Beef only

My employer tried to start an RTO program, likely as pressure from the owners.

My savvy manager had already deduced that existing checks were compiled on a monthly database query, so that’s what I was doing; I also managed to skirt other checks by not claiming a permanent desk at my local office, which, as I predicted, kept me off of a separate query’s shit list. I also compiled a point-for-point rebuttal to their bulleted reasons for implementing RTO as it would affect me and my work, and held on to that just in case.

They gave up the push not long after, and just ensure that butts are in seats when the owners visit so we all “look busy.”

Except those unreliable hunks of junk are always breaking down

TBF, it wasn’t really that widely known until he started tweeting like mad.

Oh, it was the one I left to treat myself! Yay

This is starting to feel a bit too nuanced.