Given how much it seems to matter to you that fish head soup is a thing because you found it in a book, I retract my entire ‘point and argument’. It’s clearly as British as red double decker buses, fish and chips, self-deprecation, a vague sense of unease at our politicians behaving as if our country is in some way still important, kilts, Cornish pasties, lava bread and cockles, and an Ulster fry. You obviously know more about British food than I do, and are expert in all things and definitely not. to. be. trifled with. whereas I have probably never eaten food in my entire life. You’ve won a disagreement on the internet and will be able to feel powerful and vital for the rest of your day.

I grew up in Scotland.

Also doesn’t mean it’s a common British dish just because it appears in a cook book.

Peas are a shit vegetable and only get used a lot because they’re easy to freeze and just throw into a meal at the last moment. But they pollute the whole dish with their noxious flavor.

Oklahoma onion burgers absolutely are delicious and have become one of my favourites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wm-rPBkW2o

I’ve never once eaten fish head soup, or been offered fish head soup, or seen fish head soup on a menu, or heard of any of my friends eating fish head soup. I’m, therefore, not convinced it’s ‘British food’. Does it come with gaslight sauce?

I scrunch down in the shower tray like a spatchcock chicken.

Pfft. Beginner.

Rotate like a rotisserie chicken.

The cheese doesn’t look completely melted.

‘The Big Rhodes Ireland burger’.

Also, make sure you’re dressed like Goofy.

Dan seems like an equal opportunities bf.

House keys. Phone. Poo bags. Dog treats. That’s pretty much it.

Car keys if I’m driving anywhere.

Be right back; huffing radishes!

Sorry, but I rate it as a B-/7

Wipe mine on a baby rabbit. So soft.

Guess the US will be bombing Iran’s vest factories next.

Spring is sprung, the grass is riz
I wonder where the birdies is
They say the birdies on the wing, but that’s absurd
I always thought the wing was on the bird

1992 called. They want their pixels back.