The decision to halt production of Tesla’s polarizing polygonal pickup marks the end of an error.
Elon Musk, in a post on X, has officially called time on the Cybertruck, stating that “Tesla will be winding down production of the Cybertruck at Gigafactory Texas around the middle of next year to make room for increased Cybercab production.”
Produced for less than four years, the polarizing pickup is seemingly dying as it lived, with the news being greeted in a flurry of replies in praise of the EV as well as deriding it. James Star, claiming to be a Tesla employee, posted that it was “the saddest news! Cybertruck (was) the best car Tesla sold,” right next to a user called Captain Ford who simply replied to Musk with “Fuck that shitbox.”
Existing Cybertruck owners will have fun sourcing parts as they break down.
Me:
It’s gonna be hilarious when they can no longer get parts in 5 years. They’ll still swear to the quality of Tesla though.
They’ll just have to buy another new Tesla.
Are they still blocking people from selling used cyber trucks?
Are they still blocking people from selling used cyber trucks?
wat?
Cybertruck purchase agreements prevented re-selling the truck for a year. It was an anti-scalping measure
Turned out there wasn’t enough demand for the trucks for scalping to be a problem. It was only seen as necessary because of production delays and low production numbers, which probably contributed to apparent demand
It is a little funny to think about in hindsight. Tesla was worried demand would be so high scalpers would be buying up vehicles to flip, but demand ended up being so low the line had to be stopped within 4 years
wow. cybertruck bros are even dumber than I thought
The original delivery agreement for the Foundation Series (initial 1000 built) when they first launched required you to get Tesla’s permission to resell the vehicle for the first year.
Which is common for limited availability vehicles upon release from basically every manufacturer. The average person is never buying limited edition vehicles so it’s not relevant to 99.9% of the population, and something they’ve never heard of. Ford does it with every limited release Mustang variant for a common example.
The two primary reasons are essentially to prevent scalping, and so they can guarantee they receive back any vehicles with initial production run issues so engineers can study them. But facts don’t stop media reporting, especially when it comes to headlines about Musk.
Some manufacturers keep ownership limitations like that in place indefinitely. Ferrari famously sued Deadmau5 because of his Purrari modifications, so he had to remove them and sold the car, replacing it with a Meowclaren instead.
He specifically got in trouble for replacing the badge with a prancing cat and the Ferrari name with Purrari:
One of the easiest and most common changes people make to their cars is changing or removing badges like that. Can’t with a Ferrari though.
Not like I’ll ever want or be able to afford a Fertari, but fuck that.
I pay money for something I own it. I do what I please with my own possessions.
I would say I would never buy a Ferrari (which is true anyway) but I also wouldn’t consider that to even qualify as actual ownership, so even if I did pay for one, I still wouldn’t be willing to call it “buying”.
Tesla banned you from ever buying a new Tesla if you sold your cyber truck, and had a clause to sue you for $50k or the amount you got from the sale, whichever was greater.
I guess they stopped doing this at some point, but if you bought it when it was new you weren’t allowed to resell it for a year
It’s got a massive battery pack that can be used for backup power. I’d totally buy one that doesn’t move and put it on blocks in front of my double wide.
There’s plenty of use in a dumpster, after all.
How massive is it? My Silverado is 200KWh and can power the home in an emergency…
122.4 according to Car & Driver https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a46010154/tesla-cybertruck-battery-capacity/
Not as much but with depreciation it might end up being cheaper per kWh
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isnt it superheavy as a vehicle too, like 7000lbs.
It looks as dimensionally challenged as his face, so it’s probably for the best
assuming the truck doesnt fall apart before then. its so cheaply made. it can slice a deer in half though.
There are a lot of unsold Cybertrucks. The only reason so many even sold was because Musk used SpaceX to buy much of the inventory
If there’s demand for the parts, they’ll be able to get them for a good while
I thought it was also forcing the US government to purchase them as well.
There will be plenty of dead ones in junkyards to take parts from.
Lol I never thought about this, but yeah… I never buy anything that doesn’t have both plentiful parts, and videos on how to replace them.
Neither exist for Cybertrucks. Because their owners are cybercucks. They want to pay others. They’re little bitches. They can’t wait to pay others to fix their shit while they watch.
Rich little bitch people. That’s who they are.
Unloved, Unwanted, and Utterly Absurd
Hey, just like Elon.
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Ha!
Reminds me of the NoFX album The War on Errorism
I love NoFX.
I’m putting that expression in my daily vocabulary
Oof XD
Good riddance, neo-Nazi made POS vehicle. Send the remaining ones to fucking Russia.
Pickup? More like a let down truck.
You can tell if it’s not a real one, because it’s not very rusty
A rare alpha model. Must be worth a fortune now!
Good riddance
Rest In Pieces
Rust in piss.
Por que no los dos?
If it had actually been a decent vehicle then at least it’d have that. But no, it’s full of problems, recalls, and traps people inside and burns them to death.
The Ford Pinto was killed for less. It’s not like we don’t know how to make safe cars, yet somehow Tesla is allowed to get away with so much.
The Ford Pinto was killed for less.
…and has killed for less. 💀
They were such good social markers though. It made it much easier for rich morons to tell on themselves.
I respect them for attempting something so different but holy shit that thing was literally a dumpster fire
If you offered me a El Camino crossed with a DeLorean that was also an EV, I’d be hyped. The Cybertruck is neither of those things. It’s a lowploy SUV.
edit: Actually. Give me the Gadgetmobile where the back is reconfigurable with different modules.
There was a Youtuber doing what you described before the Cybertruck was shown. She chopped off the back of a Model
S3 and made it into a truck bed to have a El Camino style EV.
I don’t. It was a trash idea created by a trash man who believes everyone’s a sucker.
You’re not wrong
It wasn’t always on fire. And when it was you could usually find at least someone willing to piss on it to try (and fail) to put it out. Hell, often when it wasn’t on fire, even.
That should have been there slogan for it.
Get a cyber truck, it isn’t always on fire
This is a product that shows why there shouldn’t be any billionaires: These people live completely detached from reality—and their narcissistic hubris makes them a danger to any civilized society. Musk, like all the other PayPal billionaires—Thiel, for example—is the best example: They are mentally ill individuals who feel validated by their financial success.
This is by no means their achievement, but rather a flaw in the system that grants power to these people, who have done nothing more than happen to be in the right place at the right time with money. They simply should never have this kind of power, because they are antisocial in the truest sense of the word.
It was never allowed to drive on the road in Europe so I only ever saw it once at a car show. It was uglier up close. We were not allowed get close or touch it unlike all other cars on that show. My guess is that greasy fingers are not good for the body and hard to clean.
There are a least five near where I live that I see. They all look ridiculous, but the ones that haven’t been wrapped look horrible. The stainless steal is definitely not stainless.
The only one that makes a little sense is owned by a sneaker shop and has a branded wrap. They use it to tow their showroom trailer to various events and using it for a billboard that tows seems reasonable.
Maybe I’m a bit obsessive but I can’t help but think of any tesla owner as a fascist.
Don’t care if you bought one before Musk went mask off.
These things are much worse in this way than the sedans - it’s a very public approval of musk, because they were his personal project or whatever.
I’d never buy anything from that shoe shop for this reason, and I don’t think I’m alone.
Electric trucks have pretty poor towing stats in general, but the cybertruck is by far the worse. If the others average 110 miles range, the cybertruck will get something like 80 because its aerodynamics are so poor. It also has notorious issues with its hitch/rear end being sheared off by downward force.
Its kind of you to offer them any out, but if towing was really the main postivie, they picked the worst Etruck for it.
even the ones with a wrap, looks very ugly, if not uglier than a normal one.
There’s two in the parking lot at my work. They’re an eyesore. One is even a founders edition or whatever it’s called. We have some really gullible smart/rich people
Have you considered tossing some birdseed underneath?
I think they have a dozen cameras on them just to prevent people from fucking with them
Are they in the back corner of the parking lot? Those might just be the dumpsters. 😂
There’s a guy in my town that has one. I’ve never seen anyone but him in it.
The stupid flat panels are also waaaaaay more flimsy and bendy than they look and they probably didn’t want to ruin the fantasy.
So they are ending production of the vehicle nobody wanted in order to replace it with production of the vehicle no one will buy. Yeah I wouldn’t be getting into Tesla stock right now.
Why don’t they just make more cars the people actually want?
Cybercabs will be for those businesses run by other wealthy billionaires so they can shuttle
employeesexecs and high profilers around, overtake Rideshare companies, and can be sold in bulk vs consumers who’ve turned on Musk.Here comes the next auto industry bailout, T-Minus 10-12 years.
I think the model Y and 3 are still selling well. Im not sure how much variation you can really have with an EV considering most other cars are segmented by performance. Perhaps they could make a giant SUV or something but those people are already buying Tahoes, Yukons, and Escalades.
Tiny and cheap. Tesla has been saying they are going to make a small and cheap consumer car for this entire time and it has never come out.
The EV that people actually want, that no American company sells, but can be easily purchased in Europe and Asia, is a $10,000 hatchback.
My main issue with the Cybertruck (before Elon revealed himself to be a total ass) was that ITS NOT A TRUCK. How can you call it a truck without a truck bed?
It oddly matches a lot of other current day trucks in that regard. Auto manufacturers keep making them with bigger cabins and smaller beds.
I’ll say it’s not that odd to me, as someone who used to work retail in a store environment that sold TVs in the US 75% of truck owners never use their truck for ‘truck’ purposes. Of the remaining 25% the majority still maybe do once a year typically as a favor for someone and not for personal use. Hardly anyone ever had something basic as bungee cords in their truck let alone ratchet straps when we would recommend keeping the TV upright and strapping it down. Literally after a while we just stopped even bothering to ask and we just broke company policy and would lay it down flat even though it risked it being damaged because we were tired of getting bad customer surveys about it when we would tell them if we lay it down and it is broken they can’t return it.
Basically the vast vast vast majority of truck owners should it best just own an SUV (and don’t get me started about how many don’t understand how big their vehicle is when it comes to driving or parking; these days I drive a Ford t250 work truck for work and truck drivers continue to drive me insane)
Unfortunately true. They sell more to people who do less. There’s no shame in owning a big van that can do the same things but still service a family.
I’m not even a Ford fan, but there was a sweet EV version of their Transit model that was a little more adventurous and seemed perfect …and it was EU only.
Ford. Locking models to the EU. WTF. Lol 😂 It was too practical and sensible for their home shores, I guess!
welp. here I stand. corrected.
Its a truck in the same way that the Avalanche was a truck.
I always thought that was such an enormous waste of perfectly good enclosed cabin space that could have just had stowable / removable seats.
Like do you think anybody is hauling gravel in these things or what? Lol
