I’ve heard evil twin before

Gonna cry?

Having piously attributed his inhumanly buff, conker-y body to the benefits of eating dicks and going on podcasts, it is proved that Johnson has, in fact, been injecting steroids to the tune of more than $11,000 a month.

Hahaha

when you say it like that, it’s not long enough

if they want that

And there it is

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Like getting blood on a uniform and getting ‘assaulting an officer’ added

blacks apparently

lmao

The woman’s teen daughter was left holding the woman’s baby and stood in front of the car in an apparent attempt to stop it. After handing the child to another person, she allegedly kicked the car—and was also reportedly arrested on four charges, including child endangerment. Police have not disclosed what happened to the baby afterward.

fuck you

The audit found that nearly 40% of all 650 evidence bags and almost a third of all firearms weren’t documented before being stored in the evidence room. There was also a wide array of evidence that appeared to be missing, including firearms, cash and illicit drugs.

better logistics exist in a teacher’s supply closet

I know

it’s not a photograph

“C’mon Greenland, don’t you want access to our soon to be gutted usps?”

Rule 3

‘refugees’ fuck off

should be ‘Staff who resist the elimination of the agency’ since that’s why hes replacing Cameron Hamilton

too busy picking up every farm and construction worker they can

republicans

you know it’s an ancient artifact when it uses THAC0