Pingas!

I like “bits”

“Next time you need help call a crackhead”

Absolutely, man! They’re stronger than they look and will do anything for $20

I had a neighbor once who was a recovering addict and owned a small roadside trash pickup business. According to him, he got off the crack but stayed on the crackhead grind. He was awesome

Lol, no

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As far as the trolley problem goes, whoever killed the guy objectively preserved more lives by doing so

Get in, loser! We’re going to Agartha!

I’m so close to filling out my antichrist bingo card

Yo! Welcome back!

Afroman mentioned 👍

One of my favorites: https://youtu.be/HrBJDvPZf2g

I guess “serious injury from stumbling on level ground” isn’t something cats really have to worry about XD

My cat actually does know that! He doesn’t mess with my legs when it’s dark XD

I don’t think my cat knows that he’s faster than me, he is very dumb XD

Nope, I’ve seen elephants and have had no such temptation XD

Maybe some sort of clonal shrub, like an aspen but shorter? XD

Thanks for the correction!

She’s a highschool student. If you’re over 20 and her being “hot” is even an option, you don’t deserve another birthday

A cancer doesn’t plan

“Vertical.”