For real!? Damn

Not safe for school either, but that’s where it happened

I watch Independence Day every 4th of July, but what I like to call the “abridged version” where I watch until the aliens blow up the White House and then I’m done =)

I think it’s the same with turtles and tortoises

Capitalism has never been a plan, it’s a cancer

He’s done quite a bit of sci-fi! Off the top of my head I can think of

• Men in Black
• I, Robot
• I am Legend
• Independence Day

Horny on main

I’d bet about 10% of them live in India alone! It’s been my experience that when people think about the global populace as a whole they don’t give India nearly as much weight as it warrants XD

Just looked it up and apparently my state actually has a remarkably low rate of traffic deaths, so apparently we’re actually pretty good drivers

I seriously doubt my 2001 Corolla has any of these capabilities

Make America Homoerotic Always

I think the main character of Sesame Street is probably Elmo, so… 3-year-old?

more than 300 million Americans

Last I checked, that’s all of 'em

I looked it up, and they do! I think I like my chances of safety better without the gun XD

Some of the Summer Olympic events would be safe enough, I think

I don’t imagine I’d hurt myself in the 100m dash, especially if I wasn’t trying very hard

Winter Olympics, though! I might be able to get through the biathlon unscathed, but only because I have some previous riflery experience

The island, or the game?

They would be bought for the purpose, not someone else’s =)

If I had one of those lasers, trying it out on some balloons is probably the first thing I’d do XD

We need a “wildly infuriating” community

Haven’t seen the original, so this is canon for me now 👍👍