Every kitchen has this, but I’d work on your layout. You could put about 50% more gadgets in there.

Also, store the scale vertically somewhere for maximum efficiency

Thanks for the fact check. In my defense I read this on a BBS in the 90s so the details are hazy

I’ve loved Macs since the 80s and he’s honestly the worst part about them. Everyone else who worked on the team was a brilliant, creative person. He was kind of a jerk.

we as voters need to hold those representatives accountable.

But if we don’t vote for covert corruption then overt corruption will win.

Money printer go brrrrrr

$15 an hour for the union groundskeeper, minimum six hour shift.

$5 depreciation for using the ladder.

$75 for health and safety

$25 an hour for the manager to answer a phone call about where the ladder was

$5 mileage on the maintenance truck.

Shit adds up.

Steve Jobs worked out a system with the local Mercedes dealer where he’d get a new car every three months.

Why every three months? Because that was how long you could drive without a license plate, and he liked to park in handicapped spots and they couldn’t ticket him without a plate.

That mix tape looks 🔥

Dude was on the run from the cops, it’s not like he could get his eyebrows threaded. Jeez.

So we’re just gonna go full send on stupid. Wonderful.

VPNs and other traffic redirection are so widely used in business that I don’t know how they could do that on a state by state basis.

For example, how is a sysadmin supposed to manage cloud machines without SSH, which can easily be used to circumvent content restrictions.

Until the ground subsides completely and your house falls over, that is

They work through electron tunneling through a semiconductor, so something does go through them like an old punch card reader

I got this one from Mr. Bezos, though it appears discontinued.

I really like the workout I get from it, since it does my arms, shoulders, abs, back, and legs all at once. The only issue I’ve had is that I have to wear shoes because the foot things hurt my bare feet, but that’s minor. It was really easy to set up and you get a free plastic water pump with it.

Also, I’m tall and my partner is short but it works for both of us without adjustment which is better than their exercise bike. I also like that it can stand up for storage, which reduces its footprint by like 90%.

I wish I made as much as people who are shocked that there’s simmering anger with American health care system

Then why do I see myself in it?

This is my sign that I should get on my rowing machine

Update: I did 20 minutes of moderate exercise today!

Solid state is kinda like a microscopic punch card.

I’ve had a small amount of power and the responsibilities were enough that I never want any power again.

This is P-90 erasure