Daffy Duck one said, “You buttered you’re bread, now sleep in it.” And 10 year old me couldn’t stop laughing.
Those who dig others a grave shouldn’t throw rocks.
I’ve made my omelette, now I’ve got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.
The fish one is making me laugh
WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE, COME OVERE HERE AND…
Fuck
I used to say “we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” all the time! People didn’t like it though.
one of my favourites is “the sharpest bulb in the box”
A bird in the hand is worth its weight in gold.
Icarus flew too close to the man in the moon.
Find a penny, pick it up. Would you like some making fuck?
BERSERKER!
Outstanding, friend. Got a laugh out of me.
Make like a tree, and get the fuck out
People in glass houses sink ships
Make like a banana and leave.
😂 best one so far
Check out Boondock Saints, from which this is a quote. Hilarious movies
Whatever bursts your boat.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Are bears Catholic?
And which one would you rather meet in the middle of a forest?
You’re barking up the wrong metaphor
That’s a really tough nut to swallow
For those of you speaking German: Hast du enen Scherzkeks gefrühstückt?
Those that live in glass houses can throw the first stone.
Don’t throw glasses in a stone house.
I had a boss who said:
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t suck his ass to make him drink.”
I… I just… Can’t.Okay, you win the internet for the day. 👍
Malaphors? I call these Rickyisms.
Rickyisms are modern day malapropisms, named for Mrs Malaprop from the 1775 play The Rivals by Sheridan, rather than malaphors.
The difference being a malaphor is a mixed up idiom like the examples in the post and a malapropism is substituting a word in a common saying or idiom for a similar sounding one. For example, “finding an escape goat” or “I resemble that remark”.
It’s all water under the fridge.
Exactly. Making these things up ain’t rocket appliances.
And there’s so many out there already you can use the existing ones and teach others; get two birds stoned at once
Worse case Ontario I get to tell you I toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so.
