It didn’t take much convincing. They all seem to be having a great time together now! Would’ve loved to be part of it!

Nice, this is really great to hear! I needed a little good news today!

I’ve never thought about it like this. Turns out I’m literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn’t lonely!

And they wouldn’t have it any other way!

Yet in all universes, you taste delicious to me. ❤️

Relatable.

Shall I also curtsy for you?

There are actually two. Maybe three, if you separate FGs and extra points.

There haven’t been a ton of bright spots moving back here to the south, but plenty of good bbq places is one of them.

What are you, too good to sit in a little piss?

The Appalachian Mountains have existed 2-3x longer than trees. They were around 600 million years before complex life formed in the ocean. They’re way older than Saturn’s rings.

Katamari Datacy

This is kind of true, depending on how radical your interpretation of getting off a bike is.

It’s melting.

It looks like it could feel nice on your back.

I’ve got a massive hindgut, but no girth?

I didn’t mean to be a good friend.

Yeah, I think the U.S. is going to naturally pull back to the left as a reasonable reaction, but I fear it will still go poorly, because we’re still very stupid people and it will be exploited by bad-faith actors just like everything else. But I hope I’m just overly cynical. I don’t think I am though.

I don’t care about Hollywood couples, but if they ever break up, I’ll need to be consoled.

She hadn’t lost anyone close to her until she moved in.