For context, in 2010 Apple had just released the iPhone 4 and BlackBerry had the Bold & Pearl.

Why doesn’t anyone want sliding keyboard phone that shamelessly looks like a knockoff iPhone 3G and runs none of those apps?

This makes me feel dirty.

This is the kind of thing underground railroads are for.

They don’t need no education…

Unfortunately, at no point in either of our lives has your comment described The United States of America.

Well I wouldn’t want my pregnant male consort operating heavy machinery, so No.

Don’t be fooled, that cop is being kidnapped.

Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?

I think living in any given GTA game is safer than living in America.

The People’s Front of Judea

I’m getting pretty good at guessing which posts are made by Mickey7.

“I am fluent in over 6 millions forms of kicking your ass!”

Russia wasn’t even ready to invade one of its former blocs. And that bloc has more than decimated its forces and resources.

But hey, my grandfather got to watch Allied Europe destroy a fascist state that thought it could take over the world, now me and my son get to as well.

We go good with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

“It’s not always him, but it’s usually him.”

“Under his eye.”

Every one of Jake’s sweaters was a Changling infiltrator.

Wise words, from a wise people.