I ain’t seen nuttin’, officer.

Ert’s Jergerlyperf!

To quote Stranger in a Strange Land, “Anything is flammable with enough kerosene.”

Helmsman: “Sir, you better buckle up.”

Worf: “Ah, buckle this.”

I hope they’re still around, under a pseudonym.

Sometimes you gotta declare social bankruptcy to recenter yourself.

Anyone who is surprised that BlueSky is going down the same path as Twitter (X, not withstanding) belongs on BlueSky.

Ronald Reagan presiding over all of this is so fitting.

“I married quite a few of them.”

Nigel Thornberry is legitimately more terrifying than It.

…And the blue barrels.

Petition link: https://chng.it/b4mNC6PNyz

Costco Japan isn’t much better.

Once I got a chicken bucket and was told to wait for them to finish cooking. When they did put a bucket out the lady said it was for someone else before me. No one came for it. She put a second bucket out and it was also for someone else and no one came for that one either.

Finally, my bucket was ready and I took it, leaving two rapidly-cooling buckets of chicken sitting there with no owner.

“Hey, can you give us TWO churros? It’s our anniversary.”

That doesn’t make any sense, fish don’t use bicy-OOOOOOOH!

“I went into the Jedi archives and changed every instance of Anakin Skywalker to Bacon Skywalker.”

go to a park and see a NO LOITERING sign

Then WTF is it FOR??

Cochrane: “I created a warp reactor…”

Vulcans: “it’s about time.”

Cochrane: “…powered by enriched uranium.”

Vulcans: “Oh no!”

Angry blackhole.

Because he’s… the last man standing.

Poor Many.