Good morning starshine!

This sub? Try the whole website.

To be fair bacon, potatoes and vodka are all top-tier.

I would argue the storyline was a big part of it. While barebones by today’s standards, compared to the likes of Doom, Quake or even Unreal, it was pretty amazing to have a continuous narrative throughout the game.

Apes are monkeys, fuck paraphyletic groups.

YOU JUST MADE ME OUTRAGED FOR LIFE!

Hence the “fuck censorship”.

“Bitch was dishin’ out F’s long before I was…”

TRAUMA!

Yeah, but the alternative was voting for a woman, so…

Thanks Jaime!

I googled “Vellinex” and the only hit was this exact post…

Jesus was trans. He identified as male, but given the circumstances of his birth, he could only have X chromosomes…

Drowning. Over 300 thousand people drown every year according to my 20 seconds of research. Those are killed by DHMO directly.

It was a funny comment, but I wouldn’t call it art.

It still kills more than 320,000 people every year, and that’s just from ingesting it.

It’s hilarious because they are so obviously scared but at the same time it’s terrifying because it will eventually work on most people.

Gasoline
Oil
Petrol