Look I’m not perfect either. When a attractive girl walks by I think to myself “Damn, good for her.” But I wouldn’t ever go out of the way to get a second glance.

And most importantly when I’m inside a 1.5 ton steel cage with more than 200 horses on the wheels the idea of not ending up in a wall, curb or sidewalk is infinitely more attractive than some Latina in hotpants. Keep your eyes on the road. Otherwise the sight of an attractive girl will be associated with hosing out some childs brain matter out of you front grill.m

Me, when I see somebody else’s cute dog.

Dermatitis. Go to the fucking doctors you goobers, stop reading shit on the internet.

“He killed 20 children and 1 clown.”

Pitbulls looking at little children when their owner is a 4’8" underweight white woman from the suburbs:

Wait, why?

Printers on the other hand…

The Gentlemen.
Zero fat on that movie. Perfectly acted. Good Soundtrack.

Leaving dishes in the sink to “dry”. Take 5 seconds of you previous time, use a towel and put it in the cupboard so the sink is usable if you need it for something.

POV: You’re Alexandra Daddario.

Ordering 48 separate pizzas.

Probably improved them.

Brother, what are you talking about?

There’s even some fully hand animated and colored stuff from Disney.

“Of course I am listening…” “…listening to this banger the frogs are dancing to.”

My Asmongoon impression:

“Yeah, I mean yeah, no. I total agree with that, yeah, no. Yeah, I mean that just what it is, is it?. Yeah. No, Yeah. I mean… Yeah. What is this? I mean yeah, no.”

Repeat for 6 hours.

Dude has literally the vocabulary of a fucking Etch A Sketch.

Have you tried being an attractive woman?

https://youtube.com/shorts/M21flHkO4Yk

But what else should I jerk off to then?

Porn, Video Games and Youtube Shorts. The Holy Trifecta of Loneliness .