Daffy Duck one said, “You buttered you’re bread, now sleep in it.” And 10 year old me couldn’t stop laughing.
Those who dig others a grave shouldn’t throw rocks.
I’ve made my omelette, now I’ve got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.
You’re barking up the wrong metaphor
one of my favourites is “the sharpest bulb in the box”
I used to say “we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” all the time! People didn’t like it though.
WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE, COME OVERE HERE AND…
For those of you speaking German: Hast du enen Scherzkeks gefrühstückt?
It’s raining cobras and mongooses.
A bird in the hand is worth its weight in gold.
Icarus flew too close to the man in the moon.
Find a penny, pick it up. Would you like some making fuck?
BERSERKER!
Outstanding, friend. Got a laugh out of me.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Are bears Catholic?
And which one would you rather meet in the middle of a forest?
Make like a tree, and get the fuck out
Make like a banana and leave.
😂 best one so far
Whatever bursts your boat.
That’s a really tough nut to swallow
Malaphors? I call these Rickyisms.
Rickyisms are modern day malapropisms, named for Mrs Malaprop from the 1775 play The Rivals by Sheridan, rather than malaphors.
The difference being a malaphor is a mixed up idiom like the examples in the post and a malapropism is substituting a word in a common saying or idiom for a similar sounding one. For example, “finding an escape goat” or “I resemble that remark”.
It’s all water under the fridge.
Exactly. Making these things up ain’t rocket appliances.
And there’s so many out there already you can use the existing ones and teach others; get two birds stoned at once
Worse case Ontario I get to tell you I toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so.
Those that live in glass houses can throw the first stone.
Don’t throw glasses in a stone house.
