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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

the plan

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the plan

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    I dont know the answer, but im down to find out

  • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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    The amount of weed the cops claim that they took off a 14 year old when they brag about it on Twitter.

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    I could do without the weed induced anxiety/panic attacks tyvm

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    We need to make sure it’s really good pot. Drop some off at my house and I’ll let you know.

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    Is it still hotboxing if it’s a globe? 🤔

  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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    Yes it would burn, no it would not have much if any affect.
    They burn large amounts of pot all the time and the smoke raises into the atmosphere and falls over a wide area.

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    this is the best plan for world peace I’ve seen so far. aint nobody else got any better ideas 🤷‍♂️

  • Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
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    Not much sense in dropping one on antarctica. We call dibs.

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    And how much are you asking in funding?

    • restingOface@quokk.auOP
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      make mexico pay for it

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        Someone elect this guy president of something! If they can make rambling demented tweets in the wee hour, well, sky’s the limit!

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    That is more or less the scenario of Serenity. The firefly movie.

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      Except at the core of the weed block is a ball of hypermeth if you survive that long.

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    Borg Cube: Mary Jane Edition

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      Interestingly directly below that post with my current lemmy sorting:

      • Zier@fedia.io
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        I guess that means my magic powers are working. I can finally control the internets. O_o

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    …i got 5 on it…

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      Grab your 40, let’s get keyed

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      I got some Phillies in a drawer.

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    I’ve learned the hard way that second hand pot smoke give me intense headaches. Vomit-inducing skull-crushing migraines.

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      I leave the vicinity whenever I smell it. Our world is turning into a druggie-topia and I don’t wanna be here for it.

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    Okay, but 119,000,000 lbs is no small feat to get into the atmosphere

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      Tbf they said “pounds”. Maybe they’re Bri’ish and it’s £17,000,000

      Although I don’t know what weight of weed that would aquire

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        About 100th of that in ounces

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      Have you tried a trebuchet

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      Orbital farming stocks just rose 4000%

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        Makes more sense than the damn data centers…

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      About 50 million kg, 50k tonnes, 500 starship launches. Their most generous estimates of a couple million dollars a launch, call it around a billion dollars…

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      But 17M would be easy

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      We just need to find a way to power cars with it

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    This is how Ali G brought about world peace

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      Booyakasha!

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