But where will I get my orphan paste you monster

My cat would be showing santa his butthole

I’m starting twice as many wars to see if I get to lock lips with Margaret Thatcher

Have you been an AI long?

I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock

expecting the government to act sensibly and logically is a real easy path to madness

when I ran my own business I had a support deal with my main software vendor. Maybe something like that is being held against them?

My thoughts exactly. I haven’t seen anything like a snow goon in a while

When my step grandfather died, we had a party. Most of the folk there showed up to make sure he was dead and maybe piss on his grave a little.

Let’s say he goes comatose and is kept alive by machines the rest of his term. Can you imagine the face eating?

Sheesh. With allies like the US, who needs enemies

That’s not fair. Sometimes I put those squiggly things on the things I stole and that makes them mine

ALL HAIL

plus you get tangy broth for your soup

did they put it on a sign somewhere? because I don’t have any googly eyes.

Where I am, definitely not. I guess I should have been explicit I wasn’t limiting it to Oklahoma.

right there are no freaks in any other country’s public transit. that’s why they had to implement women’s only cars.

noooo it’s an anti-littering campaign and last time I was anywhere but austin in the state, hoo boy the litter.

“one day I’ll own this boot”

I’ve heard they use elastic or rubber bands nowadays (at least for steer), but the family sold the dairy like 30 years ago so I’ve been out of the loop a while.