Damn. I just buy my suits off the rack. Way cheaper.

Yeah I use Wipr and they hit me too.

You can try the best you can, the best you can is good enough.

Six grandfather clocks in my Conestoga wagon. No room for rations or supplies.

“All animals are equal. But some are more equal than others.”

Just make some AI-generated images of Luigi Mangione and say it’s art.

Do they have pizza delivery in China?

I could see him mounting one to his car roof rack to get it home to cook it up.

RFK Jr. will find a way to bring it back.

In a perfect world, the president of the United States and the dumbest person on the planet would be different people.

We do not live in a perfect world.

trump is a weak, pathetic idiot. I hope he sues me too.

Should’ve put Bernie Sanders head under the mask.

Inside you there are 2 Worfs…

The only direction the “invisible hand” pushes is down.

We are all terrorists on this blessed day.

What’s this “we?” I take zero responsibility for the election of that idiot. I tried as hard as I could to get everyone I know to not vote for him.

Wrecked ‘im?! Damn near killed ‘im!

Diddy really tho?

Danny DeVito?

Hoping he loses his battle with more than just that.