Buy Bit Coin
Don’t get married.
How do you give Lemmy gold?
No idea. Don’t care. After I posted this I scolled down the thread and saw at least one other person had posted the exact same thing, though. :D
You a lesbian
You ADHD transgender
“You adult defect-”
“Sorry buddy, acronym’s count.”
Ehi no fair acronyms are words too
Sorry chief, this hypothetical is FUBAR
Maybe “you’re” so it doesn’t sound like name-calling?
i think it is meant to be name calling, just in a cute way, perphaps add a :3 to the end
but “you’re” is two words
This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.
Suck. My. Balls.
(He’d think it’s fucking hilarious)
Read scholarship terms.
(Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)
Me from future
Big Chief, No Shit.
“ALIEN INVASION SOON”
I do a little self-trolling :)
Don’t have children.
Are you a mother?
Yes, but not a good one. Having children made my mental health so much worse, we would all be better off if I had chosen differently.
Don’t beat yourself up too much… just keep things in mind to make some small changes when possible. The kids are here already, there’s no going back, but you can go forward, despite the hardships, in a way you can be proud of, right? (I know, I know, it’s unsolicited advice, but it comes from a good place. ✌️)
Bitcoin exceeds 100000
That’s 5 words
bitcoin five zeroes
It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: “mom’s headaches cancer”. A few months early wouldn’t necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it’s after the cancer is caught I’d say “come out soon” and point to myself.
You fucking dumbass.
Buy Nvidia now
Sell Nvidia 190
Gotta give yourself an exit strat or you’ll pop off too early or end up bagholding
Put down bottle LOL
