This is not meant to be criticism, but I think this guy has been repressing something for a long time…
His love for horses, Hispanic first names, and human biology?
Wait a minute, I spent 20 days in heaven and jesus was a short Chinese guy with glasses who was nervous around women. This guy is lying.
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Why this is published? Today the more nonsesnse you say, the more chance to go public. Like “God exist” or “I was in Heaven” or “Jesus died and resurected” or “God tell me stories and I write them”.
'6ft but as tall as eternity’ and a ‘Mustang full of testosterone’
We routinely get tales of NDEs and the ones that reflect (modern interpretations of) Christian Heaven get a lot of sponsorship, so this is not a novel news story.
But the above hagiographic and Hegsethian description drives the hypothesis that only imagination and personal bias inform NDE experiences.
He must be Dothraki. He met “the stallion who mounts the world”.
Why did he get a platform lol
6ft isn’t even particularly tall in the USA
I suspect this guy went on a drug bender and fucked a donkey.
He was also supposed to be not particularly attractive, based on old testament prophesy about the messiah
Sounds homoerotic, but OK.
Maybe “heaven” was spending 18 days with a Latin American lover called Jesus.
Well somebody is suppressing their sexuality.
Great. Now the FBI is going to raid Heaven.
The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.
Fox News is like, “brain damage?! Bring him on!!”
Seriously, how dumb are Americans? It astounds me daily for some reason. How convenient that “heaven” is just like that fantasy novel that you’ve internalized and convinced yourself is actual history? I’ll file this with the people that have conversations with god
Someone with brain damage is a few steps above their usual guests
Mustang, so a horse?
Wouldn’t be surprised at this point if he hallucinated a fancy Ford.
True, although a smelly one if it was described as chock full of testosterone.
Jules: You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Well, there’s this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 23:20:
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
This was eye opening. I mean, it didn’t hurt. It did go in my eye but that’s how I read. I mean to say that everything went into my right eye, the donkey cock, the emissions. But not like that.
Then jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man.
Maybe I could be a Christian after all
