We get mandatory lunch breaks 😁

Unpaid, so 9 hours are consumed 💀

Tiger whiskers. The victim dies weeks later, and you can just find them around tigers.

Nice Guy Eddie: C’mon, throw in a buck!

Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don’t tip.

Nice Guy Eddie: You don’t tip?

Mr. Pink: No, I just kidnap them afterwards.

All prices have been fake since the bailouts started.

Dark confession: I grew up around a lot of New Yorkers and don’t mind his personality/speech at all. If he was still on The Apprentice I’d find his blathering entertaining.

He could have been a nice interesting person. If he had wanted to be. Even Hitler could have been a painter instead.

IMO it’s inevitable now that they’ve made it harder for users to customize their experience (API debacle). The site will have to change over time, and it will gradually piss people off. Eventually old.reddit will no longer be worth the cost to maintain.

The government says we had 2.7% inflation last year. Your expenses only went up by 2.7% last year, right? That sounds honest.

Every employer who says “sorry, market conditions” is really saying “change market conditions by unionizing”.

Needs a fog machine and strobe lights

IMHO this is no different than Neuralink. My computers do a great deal of my thinking for me. That’s why FOSS is so important.

If they’re anything like the cops, then they have a maximum IQ limit.

Nor were all illiterate people.

Racism isn’t just when a person thinks their race has superior ability. It’s also when we design systems that statistically harm brown people. In my country a lot of racism is thinly veiled as dealing with illegal immigrants. We used to require that you know how to read in order to vote.

Then I wouldn’t need as much buffer time in the first place. The sitting and waiting is because I didn’t know how long the delays would be.

I’m a big fan of saying excuse me and apologizing profusely with nice cheap words while smashing right through other inconsiderate people. Whoops sorry!

Could traffic cones help or do the passers-by just kick them?

It’s a little easier to see it that way as a survivor, especially if you didn’t lose anyone close to you.

I appreciate these, they keep the freaks out of Ralph’s.

Because the person in question might be an immigrant from a country where our supermarkets aren’t normal, or have a neurological disease you can’t see.