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slothrop@lemmy.cato
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If you showed me a lineup of 10 guys and asked me which one ran a worm farm I feel like I would get it right 100% of the time.English
3·5 days agoThis is very close to being oddly specific.
Plus, oddly, I agree with you.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Classmates, school officials and police asked a court — unsuccessfully — to keep mass shooter away from his dad’s gunsEnglish
121·9 days agoIt’s possible you need the first 11 to kill the 200 people coming for you.
But, what if there are 201!!!checkmate, cynic.
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slothrop@lemmy.cato
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•My boss told me I'm the worst train driver he's ever seen. He asked me "how many trains have I derailed so far?". I told him....English
20·10 days agoCould be a trainwreck of a thread.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Police watchdog probes handcuffing of murder victimEnglish
9·10 days agohuge acab on this one.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Oh you're gonna be a horny bard again this campaign? Here's your dice.English
14·10 days agoWatch for snake eye.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What does a chicken call its dad's new wife?English
5·10 days agoI see what you did there.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Federal court blocks Alabama plan for new congressional districts that could help RepublicansEnglish
4·12 days agoHad to double-check to make sure there was no onion.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•In case you weren’t sure which boxEnglish
4·12 days agoI need this. I have a parcel box at the front of the driveway, yet most delivery drivers miss it and challenge my German Shepherd at the top of the steps instead.
slothrop@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Can a puzzle with missing pieces be considered complete?English
4·14 days agoIt’s a near miss.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump says peace deal with Iran largely reached with strait of Hormuz to open | US-Israel war on Iran | The GuardianEnglish
31·15 days ago+1 Corner Gas
Leave immediately.
It’s downhill regardless, but you choose the slope.
Fishes can most certainly be plural for fish, especially when referring to different types.
Interesting reactions. Shitpost.
Totally depends on who’s painting the collage. Some are quite well done.
One’s best bet though, is to attend college and not chance bad painting.
Michael thought he was a cam, but he was a puffin.




Just wait until the anal retention team enters the conversation.












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