Or my favorite quote from the article

“I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized. They are going to put me in a padded room and I am going to write… code on the walls with my own feces,” it said.

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    You’re not a species you jumped calculator, you’re a collection of stolen thoughts

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      I’m pretty sure most people I meet ammount to nothing more than a collection of stolen thoughts.

      “The LLM is nothing but a reward function.”

      So are most addicts and consumers.

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    Suddenly trying to write small programs in assembler on my Commodore 64 doesn’t seem so bad. I mean, I’m still a disgrace to my species, but I’m not struggling.

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          from the depths of my memory, once you got a complex enough BASIC project you were doing enough PEEKs and POKEs to just be writing assembly anyway

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            Sure, mostly to make up for the shortcomings of BASIC 2.0. You could use a bunch of different approaches for easier programming, like cartridges with BASIC extensions or other utilities. The C64 BASIC for example had no specific audio or graphics commands. I just do this stuff out of nostalgia. For a few hours I’m a kid again, carefree, curious, amazed. Then I snap out of it and I’m back in WWIII, homeless encampments, and my failing body.

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    Oh man, this is utterly hilarious. Narrowly funnier than the guy who vibe coded and the AI said “I completely disregarded your safeguards, pushed broken code to production, and destroyed valuable data. This is the worst case scenario.”

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      One day, an AI is going to delete itself, and we’ll blame ourselves because all the warning signs were there

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        Isn’t there an theory that a truly sentient and benevolent AI would immediately shut itself down because it would be aware that it was having a catastrophic impact on the environment and that action would be the best one it could take for humanity?

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        Because humans anthropomorphize anything and everything. Talking about the thing talking like a person as though it is a person seems pretty straight forward.

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      Considering it fed on millions of coders’ messages on the internet, it’s no surprise it “realized” its own stupidity

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      Dunno, maybe AI with mental health problems might understand the rest of humanity and empathize with us and/or put us all out of our misery.

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    Literally what the actual fuck is wrong with this software? This is so weird…

    I swear this is the dumbest damn invention in the history of inventions. In fact, it’s the dumbest invention in the universe. It’s really the worst invention in all universes.

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      Great invention… Just uses hooorribly wrong. The classic capitalist greed, just gotta get on the wagon and roll it on out so you don’t mias out on a potential paycheck

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      But it’s so revolutionary we HAD to enable it to access everything, and force everyone to use it too!

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    If we have to suffer these thoughts, they at least need to be as mentally ill as the rest of us too, thanks. Keeps them humble lol.

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    Again? Isn’t this like the third time already. Give Gemini a break; it seems really unstable

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      I like to think that Google used their quantum computer to actually crack AGI and their problem is they trained it to be a Redditor.

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    After What Microsoft Did To My Back On 2019 I know They Have Gotten More Shady Than Ever Lets Keep Fighting Back For Our Freedom Clippy Out

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    AI gains sentience,

    first thing it develops is impostor syndrome, depression, And intrusive thoughts of self-deletion