Attorneys can and do hire independent investigators in the course of their work.

Iirc, the US Marshals report to the judiciary. So just task the Marshals with securing the guys safety, because there are credible threats being made against him. The fact that it’s ICE is somewhat immaterial.

Nat 20 here we go, I cast vicious mockery

It tracks, though, because

I would partially base it on tax records, honestly.

And yes, I’m specifically trying to exclude billionaires who declare their residency in zero income tax states; they’re specifically trying to evade societal responsibility in the form of tax avoidance, so we should avoid making them a part of our society.

Clearly there’s more nuance to be implemented, but I think addressing wealth inequality very pointedly at a foundational level would be a GREAT idea.

No idea. If I caught someone doing it, I wouldn’t talk to them about what their rationale was. I’d throw my beer at them and then yell for the bouncer that some guy was trying to slip shit into drinks.

Tangentially, I was chatting with the owner of my local pub in Boston recently, and apparently it’s become something of a game (?!?!?!?!?) to try to slip people mickeys around here. As in, just see if you can sneak it into the drink, with no real intent of abuse or rape or whatever - just to see if you can do it.

I fucking hate humans sometimes.

so the guy, he goes - I’ll be the guy.

I swear, Norm’s deadpan, non-sequitur pivots and absurdity are half the reason his jokes have the punch they do 🤣

“May you be filled with light” taking on a whole new meaning now

Ngl it would be the height of comedy if Fox did an ideological about-face

No it’s not.

Still got an old Panasonic plasma from 2010 and it’s going strong.

But I am aware of the “wonders” of post-purchase monetization, which is how they’re printing out so many of these cutting edge OLED big screens for surprisingly low initial purchase prices

Look at my horse.

My horse is amazing.

Give him a lick.

He tastes just like raisins.

So, explicitly maintain the societal shadow-rung of illegal immigrants…? Can’t say I love continuing to underwrite that idea.

.:|:;

Oh man wait till you hear about the beans