Who’s security, tho? 🤔

We here at Lemmy are professionals

Woof

Use Telegram.

Not the app, the 200 year old wire radio messaging system based on Morse code, E2EE (Elderly man to Elderly man Enciphered)

Something you know, something you are, something you have, and something you saw in a dream once when you were a kid at summer camp during a feverish Dr Pepper-overdose-driven fitful sleep at age 12.

He should discuss it on TAWK TUAH

There’s a Philip K Dick short story about this, “The war with the Fnools”

Have you tried meowing at them?

Nowadays I just keep my dick in a vice, as AvE recommends

US Army, unders the command of Colonel Mustard

“Babe wait, I can change!”

My dog abhors the vacuum too.

Gotta think abread

Boomer as fuck.

IKR! It looks so goddamnn refreshing!

Slap a CEO ADVISORY WARNING on it

more bullets than usual raining over New Jersey.

Everybody wants Forest Arcos but they keep building Darco Arcos.

Mafia should do something useful for once

Anyone got the original high res photo?