If people can leave their christmas crap up all year then your neighbor can have Michael Myers.
Dear neighbor,
I am trying to send a different message.
Why? Just add a Santa hat to it.
Dear HOA,
I didn’t ask you a goddamn thing.
What about my 9ft Mike Myers? Every week I change his outfit, this week is Wayne’s world, next week is Shrek, last week was Austin Powers.
Ooo when do you do the Cat in the Hat?
Cat in the hat is an exclusive leap year outfit for February 29th
I’m calling the police if you do anything with The Love Guru.
How about “So I Married an Axe Murderer”?
Or Master of Disguise.
That’s Garth, but also a really terrible movie.
Well crap. Thanks!
I save the love guru for Easter
Day after the midterm election, I saw a house with all sorts of menacing horror figures out front from Halloween, now proudly holding a very large American flag. It sure did send a message, lol.
Fuck you, that stays up all year or until I need to do something in that spot.
Never remember Halloween is over in November
What/Who is Michael Myers? A politician?
Half the point of home ownership is judging your neighbors. HOAs are a legal vehicle to make the practice official.
