I am always very upfront about the fact that I will not remember your family’s names and that it’s actually a tremendous sign if I remember your name. I will remember your pupper’s name though. Past and present.

“…casted…”

*triggered*

My man.

That roll has cream cheese inside. It’s already considered a capital offense in Japan.

Good thing I was already on the toilet because I cringed so hard, I shit. 10/10 shitpost

Bob should have stuck to farming.

No lie, I kinda love it. Like a backyard tree house but this one gently rocks.

Goddammit OP, fix your wording. I was really upset about his passing for a solid five minutes before I read another comment clarifying your post.

¿Porque no los dos?

As long as they can afford it, anyone can book a private jet with little to no effort. The same cannot be said about finding a proper good cup of coffee.

I believe thatbis part ofnthe Stop Killing Games platform.

I don’t know how it is now with Grindr being a thing, but i remember the Craigslist classifieds being full of married men (dads) looking for fellow dads as fishing/camping/exercise buddies that were interested in fucking from time to time. Yeah, it was horny, but I also found it as a sign that many dads are desperately lonely and isolated. I was a bit too young at the time, but today I’d be down. Maybe poker (or D&D) night with the boys that ends in a fun orgy?

As a matter of fact…

…security staff are trained…

I am. It was not.

Kinda sus

It’s an old pic, so by now you should be good to go. That said, you might still need to roll a double crit on a charisma check to pull it off.