Me, over fifty, and my doctor actually wants to give me a toot canal. (Colonoscopy)

Jo Miran
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When I was a kid, the LA skiline was invisible. Hidden under a thick layer of smog. You love to see it…literally.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
News@lemmy.world•DOJ aims to strip citizenship from hundreds of foreign-born Americans, sources say
792·4 days agoNYT archive:
Under federal law, the government may ask a court to strip the citizenship of people who obtained it fraudulently — for instance, by entering into a sham marriage or by withholding information about their past that would have made them ineligible.
Ok. That seems sensible.
Some who commit crimes may also be denaturalized.
No. That’s bullshit. It would be very easy to come up with bullshit charges for anyone you don’t want around. No naturalized citizen would be able to protest.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
8·4 days agoDo you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?
The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
2·4 days agoEDIT: replied in to the wrong comment.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
5·4 days agoI was a member of a private, country club, gym some years ago. It had really nice showers and an excellent steam room. So many blow jobs and hand jobs in the mornings there.
I have to admit that it was a nice setup. Get up early, hit the gym, get a little release, shave, clean up, and get breakfast with a good and complimentary coffee before leaving, all before work.
I always wondered what sort of shenanigans “the country club house wives” got up to in there all day.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
World News@lemmy.world•Pentagon email floats suspending Spain from NATO, other steps over Iran rift, source saysEnglish
317·4 days agoNATO is already dead. Nobody believes that the.participating nations will act to protect one another.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
16·4 days agoI’ve taken the pills recreationally. Highly recommended when you expect your session to go for many hours, but you (the man) still have to be turned on. In other words, I a healthy male, did not get involuntarily erect by the pills.
EDIT: I hit puberty at 10yo. From 10 to about 19, my dick had a mind of its own. But since about that age, we have come to an agreement. Get hard and stay hard for as long as I ask, and I promise you’ll never go hungry. The rest of the time, leave me the hell alone.
PS: It was miserable ~12.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
20·4 days agoInteresting tip,
heh
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Avoid men, German police association chief tells womenEnglish
372·6 days ago
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
News@lemmy.world•Federal judge calls RFK Jr. an “unsafe” leader in order protecting trans youth health care
41·6 days agoWhy does RFK Jr. always look like a Looney Tunes character after an explosive went off on their face?
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
News@lemmy.world•Flu vaccine no longer mandated for US troops, Hegseth says
9·7 days ago“George Washington? The peanut butter guy?” – Hegseth
That’s cable/rental porn backup though. Definitely not internet porn backup.



















I already beat cancer once, so I’m not taking any chances. Tootcanal in a cold doctor’s office seems like a small price to pay.