I’ll give OP credit. He told the joke asbestos he can.

Lumpy Space Princess

Everybody post your anti-ai memes below!

People don’t see your emotions. They see your behavior. They hear what you say, observe your actions and reactions, and from that they decide if they want to suggest therapy or not.

I don’t know if you need therapy or not because I’ve never met you in person. But if a large number of people you encounter suggest you seek out a therapist, it’s not because of anything you felt. It’s because of something you said or did. And you may be wise to reflect on those moments when they happen.

I kept a lot of stuff from my parents house after they passed. Most of it is still in boxes and I have yet to find the time to really go through it and take inventory.

Among those items there looks to be a lot of things that were kept in their own parents’ homes. China pieces, old collectibles…there is what looks to be a certified Catholic holy relic, which I haven’t the faintest idea what to do with. There is a pretty sizable collection of steins that I’ve kept out of pure sentiment, though I haven’t gone out of my way to set up a place to display them.

Thing is, most of this stuff I took from an outdoor storage shed where they just stuffed anything they didn’t have room for in the house. Had been sitting untouched for decades and was covered in dirt and mouse shit when I finally got to it. Spent a lot of time cleaning and trying to salvage what I could. So to that end I hesitate to call any of this stuff “heirlooms” when it seems to mostly be things they didn’t really value but couldn’t bring themselves to throw or give away.

Or it could go exactly as planned.

“Just the tip, I promise.” - Greenland to Portugal

I will not eat them from my chair.

I will not eat them anywhere.

I do not eat moist maggot swirl.

I do not like it, creepy girl.

No silly, it’s autism. Says so right on the sign.

I don’t know what you’ll love. I don’t know you and I don’t know your taste in music. I could drop a bunch of artists that got my attention this year but I don’t know that you’ll like any of it.

You found your way to Lemmy, I trust you have the knowledge and expertise to find your way to new music. To paraphrase you, perhaps a brand new top 500 of the 2020’s might be constructed by a certain OP with the patience to explore.

Equally fogey-assed dude says:

Every decade, up to and including the one currently in progress, has tons of fantastic music being made by creative, innovative artists. I enjoy the music that I used to love in the 1970’s every bit as much as I love that new album just dropped this week from some guy who was a fetus when I was in grad school. I will always encourage my fellow fogey-asses to find something brand new to add to their playlists.

It’s like that furniture store just outside of town that’s had a going out of business sale for the past 15 years.

I could just show you better than I could explain it. I’ll dm you my Venmo.

My pleasure. 😜👍🏻

So as they’re contemplating the existence of a Cars Jesus, I find myself what kind of car Jesus was. There were no motor vehicles in that time so was Jesus a cart? Were Jesus and his vehicular disciples pulled around by ox or were they self propelled? Were the Roman soldiers chariots? And the cross - how does that work, I mean logistically? Which of Cart Jesus’s appendages would be appropriate to nail to a board in order to bring about death? And I’m not even at the point where I dare speculate on what Cars God is even like.

Edit: Was there a Cars Bud Dwyer?

Shady dealers hiding in the alleyways selling nip. Cats sitting on the curb nipped out of their minds rubbing the ground and batting at dust motes in the air. Social service workers with vials of Nipcan at the ready to treat overdoses.

The nip epidemic is out of hand and there’s national debate over incarcerating or treating nip addicts.

That’s a huge compliment coming from an actual photographer lol.

Vantacock

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