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makefile@programming.dev to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 天前

Tbh I get it

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Tbh I get it

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makefile@programming.dev to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 天前
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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    I don’t get it. I don’t think of sex when it rains, neither do I think of farming. I think of reading in bed. I might be reading about sex, but that’s not the point.

    Also, I’m not thinking about farming when I see a picture of a pretty girl, call me weird, I guess.

    • lath@lemmy.world
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      You’re thinking of plowing her field aka “farming”.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      The whole time I’m having sex I think about farming so I don’t cum instantly.

      I think about sexy cows when I want the big finish though.

      • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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        Guv, then do I have something for you.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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          Jesus fuck who do you think I am that’s a sexy alien.

          • Spice Hoarder@lemmy.zip
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            Bogos binted? 👽

      • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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        You had to mention sexy cows.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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          Yeah I’m not going to think about the fugly ones.

          • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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            why would you say that to his face, look hes so sad now

            why did you do this?

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  • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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    Rich people don’t farm. They pay others to farm for them while calling themselves farm owners.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Ah, but they consider themselves farmers

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Every time it rains, I think of plowing.

    • saltesc@lemmy.world
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      You want a ruined plow? That’s how you get a ruined plow.

      I don’t know why I come here for farming advice…

      • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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        You are correct. I should be spreading my seed instead.

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    I’m only happy when it rains

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m only happy when it’s complicated

    • socsa@piefed.social
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      It only rains because you’re happy

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    TF I’m gonna grow to get rich offa farming? Drugs?

    • stickyprimer@lemmy.world
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      This is like some deep deep agro-economy hustle culture. Yo don’t be complaining about things - go out there and git them soybeans!!

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    I definitely think of sex when farming tho

    • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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      I think of farm when sexing

  • lemmysmash@piefed.social
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    TBH I think of sex even when it’s not raining. Hmm… maybe I should start OnlyFans to get rich…

  • boonhet@lemmy.zip
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    Well you can’t really do a lot of things on the fields when it’s muddy anyway

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      What about rice farming? Lots of pictures of people knee deep in mud planting rice

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