True but that would also fall apart if you tried to use it.

Wait is this cannon?

Well that’s the dumbest reason not to watch a movie that I’ve seen for a long time.

Never stop ejaculating I believe in you.

I’m disappointed they didn’t use his tampon likeness.

She also wasn’t a fan of American Psycho.

I’ve never been a fan of pop tarts but I have to check the store next time and see if they still sell toaster strudels.

Those were the shit.

I have one for my sex toys.

I’m sure three or four raccoons could sprint out of my ass no problem but it’s not exactly a normal one.

Aren’t they all?

Only way people can afford to be a socialist is by having a trust fund.

What the fuck are you doing mobyposting here?

Yeah OP has issues with crediting the creators of stuff.

These two ladies are sharing a milestone online and Pete is upset because it’s not the twunk that’s ready to go at a moment’s notice like he wants his army to be full of.

What an asshole.

A four inch hole has a surface area of 12.57 square inches and one seven inches across has a surface area of 38.48 square inches and this means three of them can pass through your ass at the same time without risking damage to your sphincter.

Gently eviscerate that like button and caress subscribe for daddy.

I’d just like to take a quick break in this meaningful conversation to tell you a bit about nordvpn.

Fucking asshole.

Oh man is that the game?

She blew in like calm breeze, tall brown skin
Her weave like palm trees, I went coconuts
Dip my Dunkin’ between your Donut
Don’t want it if it ain’t no slut, bitch
Fathership touch ground like fly on soup
Don’t invite me I tear the fuck down, white boys cut my toupee
Seventh day rester, or screenplay
I slump MC slay, it ain’t nothin’ to bust ass
Bullet him, get him fast
Bitch, I don’t break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MCs like trees
Got mils but still grill that old good welfare cheese