So there’s other life outside the universe?

Wait, why’s that in scare quotes? I’m too afraid to check urban dictionary for what this may mean

There’s a certain threshold when you’re no longer upset, just impressed. Like if someone ate my slice of cake vs they ate the entire fridge.

AI

It’s in my head now, so might as well share

https://youtu.be/KMYN4djSq7o

“For a relaxed vagina, on the go!”

How did I got recognize Batgirl when I saw this as a kid?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagon_Pizza_Meter

Was the bag actually paper before, or paper lined with plastic?

It’s reversed from the movie iirc

The world tour

Or violently ripped from your face and swallowed up in a tangle of fabric

This is going to ruin the tour

He’s talking to himself? Must be the lack of sleep.

It could be worse

I’ve seen a few versions of this. Does anyone what the original was?

Early Premature access

Mitsubishi too

Melted brie

I’ve now thrown out all my toothbrushes and toilet paper. My fridge and pantry have been emptied entirely, and the bookshelf has been purged. Maybe this wasn’t the best approach.