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minus-squareMadrigal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·11 months agoIf we’re not supposed to stick them in there, why does doing so feel so damned good?
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-211 months agoMe: “I consent.” Q-Tip: “I consent.” Jesus: “I don’t.” Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoOh right, Stamets. Hey Stamets, wanna help me jam some Qtips someplace fun?
minus-squaredm_me_your_boobs@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-211 months agoMake sure there’s enough room for Jesus between you and your girlfriend.
minus-squarefastandcurious@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoIt always makes me feel relaxed and sleepy for some reason
minus-squareSteve@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoDid momma clean your ears before bedtime?
minus-squareeran_morad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoWhat, what are we talking about again?
If we’re not supposed to stick them in there, why does doing so feel so damned good?
To test young baptist couples.
Me: “I consent.”
Q-Tip: “I consent.”
Jesus: “I don’t.”
Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
Oh right, Stamets. Hey Stamets, wanna help me jam some Qtips someplace fun?
Make sure there’s enough room for Jesus between you and your girlfriend.
It always makes me feel relaxed and sleepy for some reason
Did momma clean your ears before bedtime?
What, what are we talking about again?