He should have downed a bottle of isopropanol.

we need a green plumber.

Can confirm.

Mental illness.

They’re all up in everone’s assholes.

The dead guy was the terrorist.

Shit, for the obscenely rich, a green plumber can cure that.

Depends entirely on where you live. In my part of the world, a decent 1800 SF house goes for around $1.5M.

Let’s hope it’s the orange traitor.

Cool. Perhaps they should consider instead fucking off and dying.

who needs crops when we can eat the oligarchs?

Bring it, bitches. It’s high time we face the consequences of our collective stupidity.

Only 41% ???

Man, it’d be rad if we stopped fucking up the planet.

Belarus is a puppet state of Russia. Route outbound traffic through there to fuck with Western elections, or run a VPN.

Nearly all of the names on this list, minus, perhaps, the classics (David, Michael, John, etc.).

I am thankful that my wife and I agreed not to give our boys idiotic names like “Verility” (and you just know that it would be misspelled as such) or “Grayson” and whatnot, yet also not trendy shit like “Oliver”.

A shame.

I’m holding out hope that he soon meets his fate in the form of one especially significant hamberder.