No more Tim Apple, he is now TimVidia
Every single 2%#^ing day, a new “dumbest fucking thing ever”. I’m so tired, boss.
Not surprising, trump is stupid enough to think he can appoint CEO’s to corporations.
But wouldn’t that be wild?! If he could and it happens, is that a great open for investigations for corruption? Also show Tim Apple’s character too.
I’m not holding my breath on that outcome.
he’s done many other extremely corrupt things and nobody investigated him, especially not in the second term
That’s true. If it happens, let’s see what how these newly elected officials do. Sadly they’re off on a bad start.
They haven’t even started yet, and won’t until January. So we will find out then
I’m a bit hard of hearing: Could he repeat that from a jail cell?
Wait, did he actually use his name, or still call him Tim Apple?
Wow, I didn’t even know NVIDIA CEO was a government position.
The guy only remembers like 7 people now.
Right? Was he just in the room with Tim Cook? Bruh doesnʻt have object permanence.
Guess he remembered the piece of junk on a gold-plated turd that Cook gifted to him, and which any janitor at Apple would throw away.
:looks at desk, reads first thing he sees:
No, he was in a room with Tim Apple. I think Mr. Apple suggested Tim Cook to him, though.
Bramleys are the best cooking apples.
Conversely, Timmie’s has gone downhill in recent years.
Jensen Huang already was once of the corrupted ones (I bet this affair was a blackmail, trump knew and didn’t act) a new guy would require again to find someone new (and might possibly have nothing). Tim Apple is already corrupted and trump thought renaming from Tim Apple to Tim Superintelligence might be a massive upgrade.
You’re a little behind, he’s now outed with three different mistresses (as of a few hours ago).
So far…
Why I’m not surprised.
Though someone who had 2 is unlikely to stop there.
I wonder if it is a single person changing his diaper, or if they rotate
One person does it once, and then they wipe their memory with a neuralizer
Every time they try to do this in the movies the wipe doesn’t work long term and the characters have a journey uncovering the truth, with a horrible reveal.
I assume this would be the same.
Jason Borne, only he remembers that he used to wipe tRump’s ass and emptied his diapers. That would be a great twist.
He keeps gagging as he’s punching throats, only serving to fill his rage meter even more.
The Bourne Depravity.
Worse if anything
Mostly Natalie these days
Person Woman Man Camera TV
Who happen to be the same people who contributed money to his inauguration.
He only remembers the ones that donated to his ballroom
…and one guy just because he gave him a gold plated iPhone.
He will ask dana white next
Which one?
He must not have written that speech. Otherwise he would have said Tim Apple.
He used Siri to write it.
Anyone in the media who reports on this shit clearly didn’t have a parent/grandparent suffering from dementia. You just gotta ignore it, there’s no hidden meaning, it’s not clever, it’s just nonsense.
Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
You left out the best line right before that one - it is a tale told by an idiot
This is from Macbeth, for anyone wondering.
Thank you for another wise precept, master Zote.
Since when does the US president select the CEOs of major corporations?
Since Amerikkka went full fascist.
Uhhhhhh cough
Yeah about that…
Chuckles… if Trump is recommending someone, they must be a solid candidate for the role
If they went full fascist, why they still holding open elections buddy
He would if he could, and has considered it. The point is that Trump is fully fascist and would like a say in who runs the most powerful corporations, even if that’s not how things work.
I’d say more Trump being feudalistic and his goons being fascists. But we are on the same page and side.
He defenetly would if he could. But he couldnt and there lies the thing. The nation is not a fascist state, but its government yes. Same goes for italy. Different is russia and israel. Fascist government, fascist state structure and major fascist society
Sounds like socialism, some sort of american national socialism. /s
He can only remember so many names, and that number is two. It probably took him the entirety of his first term to remember how to read Jensen Huang from the teleprompter. It’s unrealistic to expect he’ll remember someone new.
Isn’t the US government the #1 shareholder of Intel now? Perhaps he forgot which company he partially nationalized
Since he can threaten investigations and nationalization on the grounds of national security.
Hmm…
Could Democrats learn this power?
They’re too pussy
You got it backwards, major corporations control the US president.
Oooh, I know! What if Musk took over nVidia?
Why does he think he has a say in this?
Because he’s a narcissistic megalomaniac.
In a not clown show, some reporter would ask: what is graphics card, mr. President
And the reporter wouldn’t ve called a fat pig by the preaident of tge united States
Fascism.
“…grab em by the CEO, they let you do anything.”
Is he talking about Tim Apple?
Timvidia.
Timvidia TeForce TTX 6090
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I bet donald trump wants tim cook to run nvidia because he’s gay and thinks china doesn’t have gay spies
