So you’ve never farted in a public chair? Or forgot to cover your sneeze? Both of those are objectively more gross and likely to get you sick, and spread germs than just feet.

Oh don’t forget all the fecal particulates from farts!

Probably mostly children and people with poor hygiene

Not everyone has stinky sweaty feet all the time.

Agree. I’d be more grossed out with just a toddler sitting there touching their face and everything around them.

They had the thought to take off their shoes as to not get ground dirt on the seat.

Refillables and juices have been disappearing for the last few years. Almost all that’s left is disposables

I never stopped

It’s “game the system” just so you know.

“I’m not a Nazi”

Said the Nazi, investing in the German military. I’m a friend to the Jews! But I might as we’ll profit off of their incarceration and death, I mean, it’s happening anyway. It’s not like I could instead of thinking only for myself in this time possibly use some of this extra capital I happen to have available to invest and actually do some good with it, but nah.

In the book Stuart is a Mouse sized human.

I feel the scale of the ship ruins the joke a little bit. That size boat looks like you’re supposed sail it onto the beach

“Grandma shut up you old hag bigot”

“It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean”

Also the part where you and Pierce are singing along to What I Got by Sublime near the beginning of Saints Row The Third

Well, trump might actually end it sooner by helping to eradicate Palestine completely.

Centaurs don’t have horse necks so neither is right. It would be the body of a giraffe with a human torso starting where the neck would start

I gave up on this like 10 years ago on the internet.

I don’t know who the last one is, but he looks like Rickety Cricket

My local shop has about 3 full 6 foot wide floor to ceiling bookcases of just disposables. Then there’s one shelf with one brand of juices and about 7 options.