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  • chud mcfalse@lemmy.world
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    why are they so mean what did he do

    • dditty@lemm.ee
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      He wasn’t focused

      • chud mcfalse@lemmy.world
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        poor guy how will he feed his children now

        • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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          It’ll be OK, look on the bright side!

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            yea at least he wont have to pay taxes

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            Oh, so that’s its supervillain moto!

            • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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              (Phew, missing punchline fixed :) )

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          His son will be lighter next year

          • chud mcfalse@lemmy.world
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            yes thats the bright side

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      Lazing around

      • chud mcfalse@lemmy.world
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        well that’s not acceptable in this economy

    • superkret@feddit.org
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      He wasn’t very bright

      • chud mcfalse@lemmy.world
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        poor guy we have to dismantle the deep state systems that allow this type of stuff to happen i dont know what its called

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      Automation took it’s job.

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        this is so sad i will make a post on !chadmctruthstruth@lemmy.world raising awareness

        https://lemmy.world/post/25273084 i hope we can get his job back

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      The justification given was incoherent.

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      He made someone look directly into his beam.

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    Lost it’s job to AI

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      Artificial Illumination

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        Artificial Immolation

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    Supervillain origin story if I’ve ever heard one

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    Sounds like it was a 2 petawatt pulsed laser, with picosecond pulses, so 2kJ/pulse. Staggering amount of power and energy for a pulsed laser!

    Note that it’s not CW, so the average power will be much, much, much less than the pulsed power. Too lazy to find the rep rate to see average power.

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    Gets angry and lies himself on top of a high powered sniper rifle

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      That’s a pretty niche role, a position as part of the laser grid at a museum is much more steady

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    The amount of cannons that have had to get in the unemployment line is stratospheric.

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    just look at the guy, all he wanted to do was an honest days lazing for an honest days pay, was that too much to ask

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    I know he’ll prove those guys wrong some day

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    • Laser is fired:
    • Laser is fired in Japan: 😯😯😯😯😯😯
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    Skillset too specialized. He’ll never get another job in that field.

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    F

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    Can’t be that powerful if they just like that got fired

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    Well yeah, clearly because all this time he’s been a massive fraud! He’s clearly a tampon in disguise

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    I’MA FIRIN’ A mediocre employee

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    Is it because all the labs kept chasing the laser pointer?

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