I recently bought a new bottle of cologne. Though i didn’t realize until i brought it home that the scent sounds more like an intersection where one might find a strip club and it smells like how one of the managers at said strip club might smell.
The scent: Cypress & Grapevine
They’re certainly welcome to them though.
The devil as a civilian consultant to the LAPD/nightclub owner.
One time I drunkenly asked the bartender for a mini broom to use while playing shuffleboard with friends at a bar. They apparently do not usually have mini brooms for shuffleboard.
Ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party!
NASA scientists will have to turn to crowdfunding to bankroll the search for the G-spot.
Juevo Leon, Jhihuahua, Jjalisco
That my snoring is sleep apnea related. I’m pretty certain it is at this point, but I’m dreading the cost of getting a sleep study done and the cost of a CPAP.
Correct orientation unimportant, only absence of fascist tendencies.
Hand wash only, in a deep river until you stop seeing bubbles.
Their leader T-Bone is still at large.
Intel confirms that she was a high ranking enforcer in {made up cartel that sounds like it was named by a first year high school Spanish student}
Yep, that same one. Someone mentioned the meth came from Canada, don’t remember if anyone was charged outside of NZ for the export/distribution.
Gee ess dub dub sounds like a burger joint menu item.
Yeah, that’s the one!
“I’m sorry, I’ve failed you. I’m trash.” <Corrupts your saves, for every game, including cloud saves. Bricks your system>
I remember a story about a guy drinking a can of beer and dying from overdose as a result. Apparently his employer who gave him the case, gave him the one with some kind of drug being smuggled in liquid form and disguised as beer.
100 Hectacre Wood