Self proclaimed fans of Jesus portraying him as a fan of one of the least faithful 1911s is quite on brand.

A relationship that forces you to use a GUI when you already live in CLI is a textbook example of a toxic relationship.

Dragostea De Inchiriat

Iselilja

Tein kai lottorivini väärin

NAIMONONEDARI (not sure how much this counts. I took Japanese in high school but can’t maintain a conversation to save my life.)

Sommernacht

Mikrofonkåt

Hit Sale

Сама-сама

Песенка (also grey area for me, I took Russian in uni but I’m far from conversational with it.)

Skyscrapers

LALALILALA

Dime Que Me Quieres

edit: forgot to include Spanish

Went to Italy for the first time last year and had a similar experience with Venice. The food was much better in rural Tuscany. Venice was crazy packed with tourists compared to Florence and Rome.

I was surprised there weren’t more people in Rome for jubilee, especially with the events going on that week. Though admittedly, I stayed away from the Vatican for that reason.

100 Hectacre Wood

I recently bought a new bottle of cologne. Though i didn’t realize until i brought it home that the scent sounds more like an intersection where one might find a strip club and it smells like how one of the managers at said strip club might smell.

The scent: Cypress & Grapevine

They’re certainly welcome to them though.

The devil as a civilian consultant to the LAPD/nightclub owner.

One time I drunkenly asked the bartender for a mini broom to use while playing shuffleboard with friends at a bar. They apparently do not usually have mini brooms for shuffleboard.

Ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party!

Dealer is all in

NASA scientists will have to turn to crowdfunding to bankroll the search for the G-spot.

Juevo Leon, Jhihuahua, Jjalisco

That my snoring is sleep apnea related. I’m pretty certain it is at this point, but I’m dreading the cost of getting a sleep study done and the cost of a CPAP.

Correct orientation unimportant, only absence of fascist tendencies.

Hand wash only, in a deep river until you stop seeing bubbles.

Their leader T-Bone is still at large.

Intel confirms that she was a high ranking enforcer in {made up cartel that sounds like it was named by a first year high school Spanish student}

Yep, that same one. Someone mentioned the meth came from Canada, don’t remember if anyone was charged outside of NZ for the export/distribution.

Gee ess dub dub sounds like a burger joint menu item.