• Shut up!
• Why don’t you make me?
• I don’t make monkeys, I just train em!

Graphic designer didn’t have the heart to tell the client that the real thing was still rendering.

50 million dollars, the ransom for Kelsey Chelsea Grammer Clinton in 1998.

It’s alright, it’s been changed to 5… I mean no it hasn’t

it used to be trout, they had to pivot to salmon for supply chain reasons

The third rule of fight club, is everybody is named Bruce.

He’s like the George Washington Carver of rock n roll.

That chicken is SO white, it took credit for inventing rock n roll.

Locking him in a room blasting Obama speeches on loop 24/7 for the rest of his life would be a fun social experiment.

Also out there somewhere is an article about a comment section of a reddit post that talks about this article.

Infusion - Daylight Hours

grapefruiting is superior IMO

They DID get deported back to New Zealand and became shepherds again…

Norbit.

I mean, it was questionable then too. But looking back on how Eddie Murphy decided to tank his career says a lot about how comedians of the time loved punching down.

Took them long enough, but Scotland finally got Who Poop Last?

I wonder if the divorce is a result of her killing enough of their dogs to finally call it quits.

I haven’t checked lately, is the price still on the can, though?

When people ask why I need machine guns and explosives, I feel they don’t understand the realities of fishing in America.

Feeling a bit less like a prize asshole.

I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!