Next week:

• One of the products cancelled
• SteamOS 3 renamed SteamOS: Freeman

I have zero doubt gaben has an island off the coast of WA where he sits on a throne absorbing community memes through an ominous wireless connection to the neural implant on the back of his head that looks like a red handwheel.

A eugooglelizer, one who speaks at funerals.

I thought it was Mickey Rourke with a drug problem.

This is something that still disappoints me despite all the updates made to add immersion. The street food vendors just kind of hang out and stare at you. That and how every vendor interaction is just popping open their inventory and grabbing things.

I remember Postal 2 having a really clunky attempt at customer to vendor speech interactions where both were NPCs. Not as cool as a ridable metro system, but still.

Something something the redundant backups and hydrogen filling the room

A lot of retired commercial passenger planes end up being repurposed for cargo. Skewed more towards narrow body planes than wide body. Fuel efficiency becomes a problem with older wide body craft so freight companies tend to buy new for that size factor.

Source: buddy who works for a company as an aircraft maintenance tech.

Whaaaat? This isn’t the Xbox controller i ordered…

Moonraker was eugenics and nerve gas. Die Another Day was big space mirror.

Same as compression socks, but you get to brag about how it took 2 hours to get them on.

I’ll have to remember to ask my grandchildren when they inherit my copy of Star Citizen in time for release (I don’t have children).

Some security training programs too. I remember an onboarding training video listing adblockers as an example of security software. With it part of a short quiz at the end of a section.

De-un-cluded even

I’ve had bags that were entirely lacking in flavor dust. Not even at the bottom of the bag, someone else out there got the bulk of my flavor dust. That, or I got a bad run where they decided to cut costs by robbing me of my sodium fix.

I’ve learned to never trust Doritos or any particular brand of chip ever again.

Hey, I got a busted ass here! I don’t see anyone kissing IT!

Was gonna say high capacity pez dispenser.

The great American explorer Peewee Herman.

Hollow earth is a fun one too.

Probably. Likely the only time the fourth digit counter would’ve spun off 0.

Fry, please try to understand. You’re a man, I’m a woman. We’re just too different.