

Fo sho, mostly because growing up made me realize I’m never really sho of anything no mo.


Fo sho, mostly because growing up made me realize I’m never really sho of anything no mo.


Close one, I almost just downloaded a mod instead of burning money.
Why buy a hammer when there’s perfectly good rocks on the ground for free?


Maybe Ariana Grande’s Alpacas


Republicans love assigning kids value when it helps strip autonomy from women though.
Self proclaimed fans of Jesus portraying him as a fan of one of the least faithful 1911s is quite on brand.
A relationship that forces you to use a GUI when you already live in CLI is a textbook example of a toxic relationship.


NAIMONONEDARI (not sure how much this counts. I took Japanese in high school but can’t maintain a conversation to save my life.)
Песенка (also grey area for me, I took Russian in uni but I’m far from conversational with it.)
edit: forgot to include Spanish


Went to Italy for the first time last year and had a similar experience with Venice. The food was much better in rural Tuscany. Venice was crazy packed with tourists compared to Florence and Rome.
I was surprised there weren’t more people in Rome for jubilee, especially with the events going on that week. Though admittedly, I stayed away from the Vatican for that reason.
I recently bought a new bottle of cologne. Though i didn’t realize until i brought it home that the scent sounds more like an intersection where one might find a strip club and it smells like how one of the managers at said strip club might smell.
The scent: Cypress & Grapevine
They’re certainly welcome to them though.
The devil as a civilian consultant to the LAPD/nightclub owner.


One time I drunkenly asked the bartender for a mini broom to use while playing shuffleboard with friends at a bar. They apparently do not usually have mini brooms for shuffleboard.
Ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party!


NASA scientists will have to turn to crowdfunding to bankroll the search for the G-spot.
Juevo Leon, Jhihuahua, Jjalisco
That my snoring is sleep apnea related. I’m pretty certain it is at this point, but I’m dreading the cost of getting a sleep study done and the cost of a CPAP.
Sounds like something that wouldn’t be worth going out of the way to enforce. But rather used to tack on extra charges when someone commits another crime where the extra level of investigation would uncover the flashed firmware. Not that it would do much to deter or prevent what they’re afraid of from happening.