It’s just a big kitty, boys! I can deal with this, I know kitties

She ate

Imagine trying to hide an entire pair of legs when you’re hanging out with ants

That’s my favorite part 😆

Nation State bad

Liechtenstein bad Maldives bad Seychelles bad Bahrain bad Etc.

Try renaming it thesis_final-draft_v.6.9_final_FINAL.docx

Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:

Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick

You know what you people are, you’re bastard people

I’m gonna go home and bite my pillow

“Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!” (slams phone into receiver)

The turtles are not safe from Python

“all I can think about when I see clips from this movie is the fact the director said they had to paint out Sigourney Weaver’s bush hair. Personally, I think she should’ve kept it - she was supposed to be stuck on that ship for weeks. Of course you would have overgrown pubic hair.”

May I exit

Why does it have a little barrel of brandy around its neck

Speaking of crows, some writers I follow recently organized into a crow-themed collective. It makes me super happy!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/

They forgot to ask the elk

It’s gotta bay may

Why am I reading this, I should be reading articles

Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats

Hog juice can’t melt steel beams

My Octopus Teacher fucked me up. If you’ve seen it you know what I mean

What?