This is way better than what I had planned

GrapheneOS seems to feel the same way about Google: https://grapheneos.social/@GrapheneOS/116159602850585685

A second plane has hit the topology

TIL triceratops are just prehistoric dogs

Golden by HUNTR/X?

I thought the last panel was gonna say “we can smash it into a million pieces” 😆

It’s just a big kitty, boys! I can deal with this, I know kitties

She ate

Imagine trying to hide an entire pair of legs when you’re hanging out with ants

That’s my favorite part 😆

Try renaming it thesis_final-draft_v.6.9_final_FINAL.docx

Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:

Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick

You know what you people are, you’re bastard people

I’m gonna go home and bite my pillow

“Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!” (slams phone into receiver)

The turtles are not safe from Python

“all I can think about when I see clips from this movie is the fact the director said they had to paint out Sigourney Weaver’s bush hair. Personally, I think she should’ve kept it - she was supposed to be stuck on that ship for weeks. Of course you would have overgrown pubic hair.”

May I exit

Why does it have a little barrel of brandy around its neck

They forgot to ask the elk

Why am I reading this, I should be reading articles

Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats