Sabata

They got malware cheating? Good.

Stop getting my hopes up. I know its not real.

We sold the steering wheel long ago.

It’s worth a revisit just to hear all the jokes that went over your head.

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Knowing someones name is a bit too intimate for my taste.

Missed a great opportunity to force the mailman to fist a snowman.

Not quite slots but just as evil, don’t want to dox myself.

I would also be waste deep in the machine and they get pissy I’m not going to crawl out to tell them what a dying plant cold figure out.

I had this happen a lot when I fixed gambling machines. No I’m not putting a fucking winner in.

That still seems a bit high.

But that cable can’t summon Kel’Tuzad unlike the router.

I just put a bunch of numbers and stupid names. I didn’t intend for it to have a consistent schema. I can’t even pretend to be as bad as the imperial system it seems.

Still better than Imperial.

Simple: 10,524 Grobs in a Slork,
2 Slorks makes a GrobSlork,
16 GrobSlorks makes a Foot,
12 Foots make a Grobe,
64 Grobes and 1 Slork makes a Sorlok

1 Earth gram = (2 GrobSlork(Southeren unit) - 4114 Glorbs(Deep ocean Standard.)) * 7 + 1 .

If you own a yacht, you are already rich enough to be above the law.

If I stop, I die to something embarrassing that should have been obvious, or worse run out of money while being an American.

Move my seat behind him and flick paper footballs at the back of his head.

Sorry, fire extinguishers are wasted on dragons.

A smiley face drawn in MS paint could probably manage.