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ickplant@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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  • Kalkaline @leminal.space
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    Gotta get some hype music for the ass whooping you’re about to bring.

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      Name your playlist. ‘X Gon give it to ya’ is definitely on there somewhere.

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        Some Lil Wyte https://youtu.be/2i7JePYi79I

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      https://youtu.be/tq-hODfHPf0

      Knock knock

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    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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      Exactly my thought. Gotta get fuckin ready to go all John wick or John McClane or Jean Claude Van Damme. With the right music maybe even go straight up Jon Hamm on those motherfuckers. Never go full John Cleese, though. And with the wrong music you might show up going John Mayer. Your wife might be into it, but she’d be dead real fast.

  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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    I was going to say yes and make a joke about song choice, but then realized that if this were actually happening then I’d probably be too distraught and focused on getting to her to queue up a sound track so was going to say no, but then I realized in my distraught state focing on getting to my kidnapped wife I probably wouldn’t bother to turn off the radio which is always on by default in my car… so basically, yes, I’d be listening to the local radio station at a moderate volume.

    • The Octonaut@mander.xyz
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      That’s OK. The local radio is playing Knights of Cidonia and a recent gust short circuited the volume control.

    • LazaroFilm@lemmy.world
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      My car automatically starts my music from my phone when I plug it in for GPS. I’d probably be too distraught to turn it off.

  • PenguBlue@lemmy.ca
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    Yes, the doom soundtrack is on blast and I’m prepping my line that I will mess up and get me killed.

    • MIDItheKID@lemmy.world
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      Kicks down door

      “I’m here to kick gum and chew… Wait…”

      BLAM BLAM BLAM

      • Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz
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        -Dick Kickem A poorly drawn Duke Nukem quoted as saying "It's time to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass" attributed to Dick Kickem

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  • Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn’t be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I’d be calling the cops (they’re more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

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      they’re more trained than I am to handle the situation

      Whoa bold assumption there bud. You might want to recheck your math on that one.

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        Unless he’s not American

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          In America you just stop by the next gas station and buy a ton of explosives and a machine gun with 30 filled magazines. Then you grab a jerrycan of gasoline and some lighters and the cashier wishes you a nice evening on your party.

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        We don’t have guns where I’m from, and I don’t have a car. So I’m more likely to get myself killed.

        No no I’m pretty sure the math maths out.

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      So, even in your fantasies you’re ineffective and reliant?

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        Nah, I’m my fantasies I go Rambo style and slice everyone with a tactical knife while wearing a ghillie suit and warpaint, before carrying my wife victoriously in my arms to safety…but that wasn’t the point was it ?

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    Nah I chat with the other people in the car.

    Listen I’m down to risk my life to save my wife, but I’m getting a gang together to do it. Going alone is suicide

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      Fucking smart. Thanks for the tip. My car is still playing music cause we need the mood, but now that my brothers are in the car the soundtrack is harder to choose.

      I’m thinking Jeru the Damaja, but whatever those two dickheads can agree on should work.

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      Honestly I’m just bringing the boys cause I know we’re all itching to kick some ass

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    I need a hero

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      For us older folks

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      Yessss, channel your inner Shrek.

  • bastonia@lemmy.mlBanned
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    Making my way downtown 🎶

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    Drive soundtrack intensifies

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      I’m going to show you where it’s dark, but have no fear…

  • Cowbee [he/they]@lemmy.ml
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    Music. Need to perform at my best, after all.

  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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    when did i get a wife and why is she only 30 minutes away from me, and why do i know this?

    Hell i should be asking where i am now.

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    Help is on the waaaaay

    https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NNWaHH9W-HA&si=xT6PiBVkgYe54yKQ

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    I’d probably have an audiobook going. Then when I got there, I would probably have to sit in the car for a few minutes to get to a good stopping point. I’m sure the kidnappers would understand.

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    Nope, conzentration at such stressful situations is important. Also, your adrenaline spikes up making you not even want to have music.

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      Nah, there’s a reason that drums have been used for war for thousands of years. You need epic battle music.

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        <insert darksouls boss fight music>

      • crazyCat@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s for getting you pumped up to fight when you don’t want to and would rather just kind of wander off. The situation described, you’re fully engaged without hesitation or choice.

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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    Excuse you, I’m driving a rescue mission with my windows UP.

    And the AC is BLASTING.

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      AC is BLASTING

      Blast the DC too

      • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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        it’s charging my phone

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      “So anyways I started blastin’ [the AC]”

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    Neither. I’d call the police, they have the experts. We have reliable police here.

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      Lucky. Some places kill the caller.

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        Still a bad ending for the kiddnaper.

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      Have you ever watched a movie? Obviously the kidnappers have people on the police force.

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