Hey there youngster! I’m 42. So, make room in that casket. We’re gonna snuggle.

I keep telling you! It’s your diet! Stop eating bagels from the trash!

Just commenting so I can find this video when I get home from work.

Sounds interesting.

Which of these cats are you giving me? You have too many, and I’m going to snuggle one.

I would love to print out a whole sheet of those stars as stickers.

Then just go in public like “You ever heard of Where’s Waldo? Well this is is Look At George! Ready to play? Ok, 3…2…1…flips paper around Now let me know when you see George…”

And then you put a star sticker on their shirt.

Dude! Cruella DeVille is going to steal your cat!

Then just press the button under the plate. It’ll turn towards you and start singing.

Uhhhhhhh…yeah. We know. There was an island, and a bunch of crimes against humanity. It was like this whole big thing.

Or, maybe they’re trying to kill adblockers so hard that they killed the whole homepage.

“Well if we can’t block the adblockers, we’ll just block EVERYBODY! No more Mr Beast for anyone!”

steals all of itsathursday’s cookware

…buy it once, eh? Welp. Learn something new everyday!

None of those make me think the viewer is likely to be a rapist, just because of the porn they watch.

Eh…Digg is like the little brother that wants to be cool, but just ends up burning down his own house.

Now, you may be thinking,

“But Lost_My_Mind! You burned down your own house when you were 5 years old! And you’re the little brother of the family!”

And that’s all true. But you see, the difference is…I was never trying to be cool.

See, this is why I can’t be a cool European Glow Worm. In no universe would I be able to pull off white pants. They WILL get stained, and then they’re ruined. Oh, plus I’m American.

What kind of fucked up porn? Because the context varies the answer wildly.

I don’t tow the israel line, and they don’t seem to be coming after me!

How often are they just bursting into flames for no reason?

Nah. Most of trumps stuff is just plated with immitation gold.

See, I’m torn here. Is it better to take a 100% anti stance on this, and not allow it whatsoever?

Or is it better to allow the dolls, knowing it’s better these freaks get their rocks off on a hunk of plastic where no actual humans will be harmed?

But if you allow the dolls, will that directly lead to sexualization of actual kids?

These past few years have really fucked me up. I used to think the internet should be fully uncensored. Freedom for everyone.

Then I found out pedophilia is WAAAAAAAY more prevelant than I thought. I thought it was like 1 in a billion people were sexually attracted to kids.

I hadn’t considered to censor child porn, because I didn’t think it existed. The fact that they were kids made me think “well, no one will produce child porn, because it won’t sell.” I THOUGHT that was a reasonable train of thought. And then Epstein happened. Now I realize that the only thing seperating people from being pedophiles is wealth and power. Apperently once you can do ANYTHING, and buy ANYTHING, you get attracted to what you can’t have. And thus they become pedophiles.

So now…do you sell them a piece of plastic, and basically give them an inch to protect actual children? Or do you realize if you give them an inch, they 'll take a mile?

I get the rest of them, but why is “gay republican” there? I’m not saying he isn’t, but why is being gay one of the insults?

Shoo! Shoo away from my garden, bird!!! SHOO!