Dogs and cats are both fine. People who want to “train” a cat are misunderstanding the nature of the relationship, though. Do you train your friends to do what you want them to?
When it comes to communication, I absolutely do train them. Someone who always begs for money, doesn’t get very many responses from me, or very soon.
Someone who uses the wrong communication method, doesn’t get a response very quickly. I have a special arrangement with someone where we’ve agreed to use Slack for all sorts of random asynchronous communication and Signal for urgent stuff that requires an answer very quickly. We’ve made a verbal agreement about this, but some times they still violates the agreement by using Signal for non-urgent stuff. That’s when I ignore that message for a while. If my phone keeps on beeping, I silence Signal notifications for the rest of the day.
So far, training people has worked out pretty well.
Eh. I’m more of a fan of hypnosis. Give them a trigger word, and then program them rather than train them. Make their trigger word something that wouldn’t come up in a natural conversation, and when they hear it, they drop to their knees, give you a blowjob, give you all their cash, and don’t remember any of it.
Dogs and cats are both fine. People who want to “train” a cat are misunderstanding the nature of the relationship, though. Do you train your friends to do what you want them to?
When it comes to communication, I absolutely do train them. Someone who always begs for money, doesn’t get very many responses from me, or very soon.
Someone who uses the wrong communication method, doesn’t get a response very quickly. I have a special arrangement with someone where we’ve agreed to use Slack for all sorts of random asynchronous communication and Signal for urgent stuff that requires an answer very quickly. We’ve made a verbal agreement about this, but some times they still violates the agreement by using Signal for non-urgent stuff. That’s when I ignore that message for a while. If my phone keeps on beeping, I silence Signal notifications for the rest of the day.
So far, training people has worked out pretty well.
You don’t Pavlov condition all your friends?
If my friend had a habit of jumping on the kitchen counter and chasing after my ankles, then yes, I would train them to stop that.
Oh I get it, you’re one of those people with boring friends.
You don’t?
Eh. I’m more of a fan of hypnosis. Give them a trigger word, and then program them rather than train them. Make their trigger word something that wouldn’t come up in a natural conversation, and when they hear it, they drop to their knees, give you a blowjob, give you all their cash, and don’t remember any of it.
Oh, by the way…Bêtise!!!