• theonlytruescotsman@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Hey don’t worry, you can always illegally camp as a hermit in some wild area and hope a compatible hermit comes along to start a family with you before you get shot by a park ranger.

    It’s far more likely than owning a home the boomer way.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Well now hang on a second…this might work. You do the cooking and the cleaning, and I’LL wear the bear suit, and try to slaughter park rangers before they shoot me.