Cats: goes out, eats a mouse, takes a shit under a bush, and comes home to take a nap on the sofa.
Dogs: grabs leash and whines pitifully at you. “Please can you take me out, master? So I can piss on the neighbours mailbox, bark psychotically at random shit and take a massive stinking shit on the pavement which you have to pick up and put in a fucking to-go bag?”
I didn’t say that cats are needier than dogs, but the thing is that even especially needy dogs (mine was) also have a lot of other interesting character traits while needy cats are just needy. But I’m starting to think that maybe I just don’t like cats…
Do people say that often? My dog did whatever he felt like doing, he never listened to anyone, and he was still better than any cat.
Cats are too one-dimensional. They range from “needy” to “asshole”.
I talked to those cats, and they said the same thing about you.
You were probably just a terrible cat owner. All my cats have been super loving and playful
…yeah, you probably shouldn’t have pets.
cats are needy?
Cats: goes out, eats a mouse, takes a shit under a bush, and comes home to take a nap on the sofa.
Dogs: grabs leash and whines pitifully at you. “Please can you take me out, master? So I can piss on the neighbours mailbox, bark psychotically at random shit and take a massive stinking shit on the pavement which you have to pick up and put in a fucking to-go bag?”
I went home for Christmas and saw dog shit on both the pavement outside my parents’ house and my brother’s house. Dog owners suck.
I didn’t say that cats are needier than dogs, but the thing is that even especially needy dogs (mine was) also have a lot of other interesting character traits while needy cats are just needy. But I’m starting to think that maybe I just don’t like cats…