Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWe must all submit to the unseen orb.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1902arrow-down124
arrow-up1878arrow-down1imageWe must all submit to the unseen orb.startrek.websiteData's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63arrow-down13·edit-21 year agoSurrounded by a golden aura ☑️ Constantly changing form ☑️ Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️ Radiates warmth ☑️ The sun is an angel confirmed
minus-squarePeruvian_Skies@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up28·edit-21 year agoI’m not. The Sun isn’t real, it’s just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.
minus-squaredamnthefilibuster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoSo… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoBut, if there’s no sun, how do we know when it’s time to wake up? I do believe that’s checkers, mate.
minus-squarePeruvian_Skies@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year agoWe know because of our alarm clocks, duh!
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoTrading one god-master for another, man.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoRoosters. Birds are the only real things.
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoA lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.
minus-squareUlfKirsten@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoNot really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense
minus-squareraid@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M
minus-squareJehovasThickness@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-21 year agoFloats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoHail to the Sun God! We know he’s a fun god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
minus-squareSerpardum@lemmyonline.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoRa, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!
minus-squarecrbn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoGives life to all earthly beings ☑️ Exists long before and long after us ☑️ Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️ … Seems time to start praying to Ra.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoYeah but how many eyes does it have
Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️
Constantly changing form ☑️
Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️
Radiates warmth ☑️
The sun is an angel confirmed
wtf I’m religious now
I’m not. The Sun isn’t real, it’s just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.
So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?
wake up sheeple
But, if there’s no sun, how do we know when it’s time to wake up?
I do believe that’s checkers, mate.
We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!
Trading one god-master for another, man.
Roosters. Birds are the only real things.
A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.
Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M
Floats in the silent empty void ☑️
Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️
Surrounded by its dead children ☑️
Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️
Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️
Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️
The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
Hail to the Sun God!
We know he’s a fun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
Ra, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!
Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️
Exists long before and long after us ☑️
Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️
…
Seems time to start praying to Ra.
Not enough eyeballs
Yeah but how many eyes does it have