You could throw some kind of …sausage party.
I wonder what movie would they watch
If it’s not Shrek I’m not coming
Fantasia
Prey.
It’s fantastic.
Do they prey on sausages?
These are my ingredients. Any ideas?
Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the “moat.” Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams “meat feast” while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.
Now I want to see this as a saccharine page out of an old household tips magazine as a fun party idea for people on a limited budget.
I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.
Salad
Dunno about you but I’m craving a hamburger bout now.
cake. obviously. duh.
Lincoln log cabin
bro we should meet up
It doesn’t matter what you cook. Either way they all end up in your butthole.
Life lesson.
Circle of uhh life.
Beans.
You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes
That’s my kind of pig.
Those are all cooked already. Just serve 'em.
Sorry, but American beef hotdogs are just the worst when you’ve tried hotdogs in other countries.
Beef?
In think you’re mistaking them for beef-like products. I don’t think they’ve used actual beef since they declared independence from Britain
Gristle and noses.
The noses make it smell good
Some beans would go hard with that.
As long as I can wear my jants
Psychologist: Denim fridge isn’t real, it can’t hurt you!
Jridge:
(This is not AI, its real)
Glizzidgerator
Call the guys over and have a sausage fest
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